Random Linky In Me Pinky End Of Year
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003 @ 1:22 am | Bed O Lettuce
Whoa. What. Two. Three days before Christmas. I don’t know. I won’t be getting anything. (Cue Crying) Boo-Hooo. Har-Har. Death to my enemies.
Tupac got Thug Life. Octavius got Super-Villain Style. I don’t give a fooouck. WEST SEIDDDE. Bow down to the masta. BEEEYOTCH!!!!! Break me foot off in your arse. Your arse is mine. I love a wee-lass wit a big arse. Arse. ARSE. ARSE!!!!
BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
That shit’s funny. Like crack.
I’m losing it. Again.
Hold up. Hold the hell up.
How the hell did Redman and Method Man get a television show. It just ain’t right.
This year, it comes as no surprise that one artist dominates the proceedings: rapper 50 Cent.Parlaying a fervent underground following into record-breaking mainstream success, the Eminem protege claims a host of pop, R&B and rap chart accolades for his recordings, released on Shady/Aftermath/Interscope.
His R&B chart achievements include the No. 1 position on the year-end recaps for Top R&B/Hip-Hop Artists — Male, Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums Artists and Top R&B/Hip-Hop Album.
The Source wins in court the chance to publish CDs containing excerpts of Eminem’s racist rants.
Playboy bunny mystique endures
Who are they?Playboy bunnies — the women who waited tables in the famed Playboy Clubs from 1960 to 1988 wearing costumes adorned with bunny ears and fuzzy tails.
They were the very image of sex and glamour. They were women whom men coveted. And yet, in a curious way, they lived sheltered lives.
The Playboy Club Tour
Starting in February of next year, Playboy will be rolling to a city near you. And for one night only the Playboy Club will be reinvented, bunnies and all.
I HATE THOR. THOR IS LAME. FUCK THOR.
All you lucky i-pod getting bastards, I’m proud of you. Sure, it’s a sham. You can’t replace the battery without going through Apple. But it sure is a stylish machine. Of course, Apple shit is bullshit. I hate PCs. But I’ve always wanted to say that Apple ain’t shit.
Where’s that 64-bit chip. Where’s the magical, slight-of-hand hyper-threading technology. I got a bridge to sale ya’. My whores are all clean. Wanna try one. You stoopid fuck. Save some fuckin’ money. Get a eMachine, scrotum-boy. Where’s you i-mac now, beyotch.
Court: RIAA lawsuit strategy illegal
Reversing a series of decisions in favor of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), the Washington, D.C., court said copyright law did not allow the group to send out subpoenas asking Internet service providers for the identity of file swappers on their networks without a judge’s consent.
Crap Top 10 List
The Top Ten Viruses In 2003* (Supplied by Kaspersky Labs)
Ranking Name Percentage
1 I-Worm.Sobig 18,25%
2 I-Worm.Klez 16,84%
3 I-Worm.Swen 11,01%
4 I-Worm.Lentin 8,46%
5 I-Worm.Tanatos 2,72%
6 I-Worm.Avron 2,14%
7 Macro.Word97.Thus 2,02%
8 I-Worm.Mimail 1,45%
9 I-Worm.Hybris 1,12%
10 I-Worm.Roron 1,01%
Top Ten Hip-Hop Albums I’m Looking Forward To In 2004
1 RJD2 LP
2 MF DOOM & Madlib MadVillain
3 Jet Jaguar Digital Tears
4 dead prez R.G.B.
5 Vordul Young Havocs
6 Weathermen LP
7 Kanye West College Dropout
8 Ghostface Killah Pretty Tony
9 Neptunes Fly Or Die
10 KMD Mental Illness
Ralph Snart
I actually used to read this shit when I was growing up.
Top Ten Chicks I Wouldn’t Mind Lovin Down In The Near Future
1 Naomi Watts
2 Beyonce
3 Jennifer Garner
4 Krista Allen
5 Katie Holmes
6 Jessica Alba
7 Alicia Keys
8 Kelis
9 Brooke Burke
10 Christina Milian
Me done for this year. See ye all in the new year. Me won’t be back until January 5th 2004. Maybe when I get back, I’ll have everything like it’s supposed to be.
Now that that’s finished. MUST SLEEP.
Update: Still gone, but wanted to include these two links.
Eminem’s old words aren’t hip-hop’s biggest problem
If Eminem never showed an ounce of remorse for his anti-woman, anti-gay rhymes, that’s because he knew such vitriol was so commonplace in hip-hop lyrics that it would have no effect on his seemingly bulletproof career. But as a white rapper accused of racism, Eminem, probably for the first time in his career, is worried about negative public perceptions.
Kanye West: Hip-hop is going West
26-year-old Chicago native Kanye West is one of hip-hop’s premier producers, now emerging as an artist. He nearly died in a terrible car crash in Los Angeles in October 2002, just a few months after signing as an artist with Roc-A-Fella Records. It was during that time with his broken jaw literally wired shut that he recorded current hit Through the Wire, a deeply personal, sometimes witty account of the experience. “Who would have thought that that would be a hit single?” he says.
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