The Jerk-Off: Top Ten
Every weblog I come across has this shit on the side listing what they perceive is the greatest shit they’ve contributed to mankind, 10 of the greatest posts they’ve ever written. Since I’m not above rubbing myself raw, and since I’ve been doing this shit for over two years, I’ve decided to copy cat like a mothafucka and jump on the jerk-off bandwagon. So, before you, I list what I believe are 10 of the greatest posts I’ve ever written. In fact, these might be 10 of the greatest posts ever written to a weblog. So, get ready to be dumbfounded and amazed by some of the greatest shit written in the 21st Century. This is the 21st Century, isn’t it? I get that shit mixed up.
In no particular order:
The first post that got me major shine from other weblogs. I saw some of the biggest hits to my site ever. Of course, to put this shit in perspective, I was only getting like five or six muthafuckas visiting this shit, and they were all from Google searches.
I didn’t think I should put this one up because it’s so recent. But I conclude, in a year, this one will become a classic.
I wrote this shit in the midst of Bol’s crusade against Kanye West. I had written about the subject of man rape before. But I thought I needed to speak on the subject further considering the circumstances.
Remember Gangsta Stories, or whatever that weblog was called, that had entries supposedly written by a former gangbanger. Well, since I lived in a similar environment, I decided to give my take on the subject.
Who’s the real sicko?
I answer the question of what it’s really like to be a part of the Jackson Clan
The downfall of an Angel
The first of my posts on my fucked up relationship with women
You think I would leave this one off. I don’t think so.
This post is pretty much my mission statement, why I do this shit. Why I make no sense. Why you will never know me, even when you think you do. This story is all true and all lies, all at the same time.
P.S. I’d like to give a special shout out to Relski, who sparked my interest in this blogging shit. Without him, and his shitty ass link advertisements, I might have come at this shit a little too late. And my man Kool Keith who helped me push this shit forward, who gave me that early encouragement to keep going forward. Trust me people, without them, I might not be doing this shit. Much love.
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