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To Missile Wit Love
I can’t believe they took that classic off of YouTube, the one where that white devil trucker, Reginald Denny, got pulled out of his redneck mack truck, and got bricked up to the head by some mad, angry black home skillets. Straight gangsta. I used to have that shit on rewind, watched it before I went out into the cold, cold world. Everytime I viewed it, it made me feel like, maybe, just maybe, dreams could come true, that maybe, the world could be fair in the end. If only.
Shows the world what a negro can do when pushed to the edge. That’s why I never wanna go to war with Africa. Because if any African nation got some missiles, and some nuclear warheads, the world would be in really big trouble.
See, I view crazy world leaders on this level: you got your Canadians, which are at level zero. They may have the capabilities to go to war, but those dudes ain’t got no heart. They get that yellow gene from their European cousins, the French.
Then you got your people in the Far East, this includes all the Asian nations except the Chinese and the Koreans. The rest are either too broke, or too crazy to be able to start some shit. Take the Japanese. Those dudes used to be hardcore, but having a A-Bomb dropped on your ass takes the piss outta your vinegar, or however it goes. So, now those dudes spend most of the time making video game systems, jerking off to sick ass cartoons, and pulling weird ass pranks on each other.
I think the same can be said about the other Asian nations. They’ve been through so much bullshit war throughout most of the 20th Century, and had so many bombs dropped on their shitty ass countries, that most of them are really gunshy, and would rather buy teen-age sex slaves, and barbecue dog brains and rats, and other weird shit like that. But I can see how getting your ass kicked continuously throughout every major conflict over the past 100 years can do that to a people. It just takes the fight outta ya.
Too bad the Chinese ain’t learned from their brothers, although I think over the last decade, those brothers have started to cool down. In fact, they’ve chilled so much, that the Bush administration has them doing “peace” talks with that crazy ass dude down in North Korea, Kim Jong-il
You might say that Kim Jong-il is the new slantied-eyed version of Saddam Hussein. Only thing is I think Kim Jong-il might be crazier. Saddam knew when to back down. He’d talk his shit, throw some bullshit at you, and run away laughing. But Kim Jong-il seems like the kind of dude who’d walk up to you on the streets, ask for a dollar, and when you tell him no, pull out a gun and put a bullet in your brain. If he was born in America, I’m sure he would have grown up to become a serial killer. That dude just gives off that “nutty” vibe.
Now, if the Bush administration decided to drop a bomb on that bastard, I wouldn’t protest. But we know that that shit ain’t happening, because Kim Jong-il actually has the weapons to fuck a country up. He most likely would lose, but he’d probably try his best to fuck up California in the process, which ain’t that bad of a trade-off.
Anyway, getting back to my well-thought out comparison of most dangerous people, I’d have to stick the Latins above the Asians, minus China and North Korea. What makes those nations dangerous is that they have really corrupt, military-based leaders.
The only reason they’re not as dangerous is because most of those South American nations are dirt poor, and really corrupt. If only those dudes up top learned how to transform that Cocaine money into radiated nuclear bullshit, I have no doubt we’d be getting an ass-kicking by some bullshit country like Colombia or Argentina right now.
Those dudes balls is their word. They all live off that macho bullshit. I just don’t see those assholes backing down from an ass-whupping. Which means Texas and Arkansas gets wasted, which, again, I don’t see as such a bad trade-off.
After the Latins, I’d have to put my African brothers. Where did Saddam Hussein almost get some nuclear shit from? Africa. That’s right, because in Africa, anything goes. Africa is the only continent where Americans are afraid as fuck to go to, except maybe if you’re Brad and Angelina, but I negate those two because of the inherent insanity inbred in their genes.
And did anybody forget Somalia? I saw that shit in Black Hawk Down. Niggas fucked the shit outta those Marines. You wanna know why? Because niggas don’t give a fuck.
That’s why you got dudes roaming around the countryside putting caps in babies, and raping little 10 year old girls. It’s also why you got dudes fuckin’ nasty ass beyotches even though they know those hoes got the AIDS. Niggas don’t give a fuck. Do you think if one of those African countries put together a nuclear program, they wouldn’t drop a bomb or two on another country.
If I found out that some fucked up nation from the Congo started making nuclear warheads, I’d start breaking my ass up north to the pole, build me an igloo, get a fucked up Eskimo beyotch, and chill until the niggas stop fuckin shit up.
The only problem with this scenario is that niggas whereever you go will fuck themselves up before they get started on the devils around them. That’s why you got niggas hacking the limbs off of other niggas. I guess it’s just in our nature. It’s for this fact that Africans don’t rank higher on the danger scale. If they ever got the capability to go to real war, the only shit they’d fuck up is their own shit. And that’s why the white devil will always win. Unless, of course my skillets in the middle start getting their act together.
The Middle-East. I think they hate us. Those dudes from Middle-East have shown the drive and solidarity to fuck up a country. And they’re constantly finding new ways to rock out a Jew. The only problem is that the Middle-East is two grain bags away from third-world status. And those dudes don’t know when to back down, therefore, always shooting themselves in the foot before they get around to starting any real shit.
Take Iran. Iran don’t know when to shut the fuck up. They could have played the diplomatic game while building them nuclears on the low, but those dudes had to show off, sort of like that Kim Jong-il. Beyotches always gotta show off, show the world that they got big nuts too. Thing is, if they kept their nuts in their drawers, they could save that nut show off for when the real fucking comes around. Hold them missiles on the low until you’re ready to fuck a beyotch up.
But nope. Beyotches gotta burn effigies and shit, and declare jihad on any bastard that steps on their white Nikes. How the fuck do you riot over a fuckin’ cartoon character? Crazy ass towelhead wearing niggas
If they had enough sense, they’d tone down all that anti-semitism, and stop all that jihad declaring, and chill and act nice. Then they could build that arsenal on the low. Talk a little shit. Get diplomatic. Then, BAM! Nuclear bomb all up Israel’s ass. What you gon’ do now, beyotches!?! You can’t do shit about it but take it, like that ho that Mike Tyson raped.
Only problem, in all these scenarios, the opposition loses. Why? Because the most dangerous people on this planet is the white man, especially the top dog, the United States. You combine the whiteness of Germany, the United States, the United Kingdom, and Russia, and you have yourself there a group of honkies that can fuck up the planet in one big swoop. That’s Cold War killing there, my brothers.
And the thing is, they can talk shit, and play gangsta on a country like Iraq, and commit genocide on their own people, like in Russia, and the rest of the world can’t say shit. It’s like that scene in that Parker and Stone movie. The white man is the dick, and the world is a pussy, and the enemy is an ass. And dicks fuck pussy and ass, and there ain’t shit an ass or a pussy can say about it. All they can do is take it, just like the punk ass beyotches they are.
So, in the end, so to speak, dick always wins. And for that, I will always be grateful for the white man for coming to Africa, and enslaving my ancestors, raping my great grandmothers and making me a nigga. For without that, how could I ever have become a part of this great white Christian nation called America.
May God bless her always.