Spent the week trying to search out new advertising for the site. Also been searching out file storage sites for something new I plan on adding to the site in a week or two. And today, I finally got around to adding some new pictures to the site. I decided to go with Eva Longoria. She always takes hot pictures. Although, for whatever reason, I’m not really a big fan of hers. I wanted to add Kerry Washington instead, but she just doesn’t have many photos out there.

Next week, I’m thinking of going with Tera Patrick or Jenna Jameson, but I can’t find too many pictures right now with them NOT exposing their goods. So, who knows.

Just added a Christina Aguilera section to the site. i haven’t really been a big fan of her look. Most of her pictures don’t show her in the best light. But she has been turning out a couple of good photo shoots lately, so, I thought I had enough material where I could fill out an entire section. The rest of the updates should come by this weekend.

Some of you may have noticed that the server was down from Thursday to Saturday. I still haven’t gotten a response from my hosting company on what happened. But things seem okay now.

And just as I promised earlier, I finally posted some of those Eva Mendes photos. You can catch the 27 of them, some old, some semi-old, over in the Deadly Weapon section.

Next week, Keeley Hazel and Evangeline Lilly should get an update. And by next weekend, there should be an official Christina Aguilera section.

I recently changed the Deadly Weapon section to php, so there might be a lot of broken links. I noticed that over the last three days that I lost 4/5ths of my traffic, almost 400 visitors per day. I’m still pulling about 200 unique visitors a day. Hopefully when I finish implementing a site map and the site gets rescanned by the search engines, those visitors will spike back up again.

The other change is that I’m working on a new logo for the site. I’m thinking of combining my old Doom/Magneto header with my current one. People seemed to like the old header. As you may also noticed, I’ve joined Text-Link-Ads. I was trying to find another ad spot to replace Adsense. I’m still using Adsense on my other sites, but unfortunately, I can’t used them on here.

Last thing. I’ve decided that the next gallery up will be Eva Mendes. She’s been doing a lot of great photo shoots the past year, including that pull out she showed on Leno. Most of those photos should be up by the weekend.

I’ve been reading this stuff by this self-help guru dude. He told me that I had the ability to be wealthy, if only I made the choice to be. Apparently he’s another disciple of that Secret stuff. The Secret says that you can have anything you want as long as you ask for it. If you ask the universe for something, the universe will give it to you. And this dude is asking everyone to ask for a million bucks. In my bones I think it’s hog-crap, but I’m still going through with it. Because as the great Wu-scholars once said, “Can it all be so simple?” And if it can, why in the hell should I fight against it.

On to site news. If you’ve been here before, you’d know that the site hasn’t been updated in ages. Well, that’s about to change, along with several other things. First, this page will be dedicated to site updates and other little craps of news. And the blog that used to be here will continued to be half-assedly updated over in the Old Style section. Playboy, Maxim and other chick news and pics will be posted in the Rabbit Head section, which may undergo a name change. And new pics will be posted to the Deadly Weapon section in the next week or so.

Check back here for any new news or updates.

Peace Out.

I updated movabletype last Friday. I haven’t really done anything with it since I did that. And I’m sure that there’s crap that might pop up over the next week while I post my mastapieces. So, if you notice any weird crap, email me.

Next order of business. I’ll probably kill the Comic Noodles part of the site due to me not updating that crap in ages. I just don’t see me adding much to it over the next couple of months, outside a post here or there every few months. Instead, I’ll probably integrate that page into the main part of my site. And then I’ll probably change that page to something else, maybe for just posting YouTube videos and other content like that.

Third, a new set of photos will be up by the end of the week. There will be a few more Keeley pics, maybe a Beyonce photo here or there, and another set to be named later. I’ve really been thinking about putting up some Rihanna photos. She has a new set in the new Giant mag that are pretty good. She’s definitely been ramping up the sex appeal over the last few months, although that forehead always kills it for me.

I wish I could download clothes and food. Then I’d be straight.

Yippee. 2005! Fuck 2004. I don’t love that hoe.

Okay. I’m a bit late with this new year crap. I spent Christmas hungry as a mutha. I got paid a week later and ate like a pig. My girl dropped kicked my filthy ass. And I’m broke again. But I swear, 2005 will be better, even if it didn’t start off that way.

Now about this bullshit site. I’m going to try to post three times a week. I’ll fill out the week like Johnny Carson, throwing my old weak bullshit from the past on your asses. That’s right, this blog is gonna start having reruns. I got two years of crappy ass posts to shove down your throats, and I aim to do just that. I might clean them up, add to them, maybe do a little editing. But they’ll still be the same ole’ crappy ass shit you’ve grown to love. Make crap out of crap, I say.

Site will return on December 3rd, 2003

Spent the past day or so putting up my movabletype blog. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I had the software on my computer for a couple of months. I never did anything with it. I re-downloaded it last night and loaded it on a web site I signed up for over a year ago. I chose it because it was free and it ran perl. I never did anything with the site until now.

It took a couple of hours to load it on the server and configure it. The three problems I had were getting the images to load in the movabletype interface, having the docs show up, and having the mt-load.cgi find my database folder. After some searching I learned how to set my StaticWebPath and the local path to my database folder.

Afterwards, I spent several hours importing my blogger entries and setting my preferences. I had a hard time getting trackback to work. I hadn’t screwed up the coding. Instead I missed something as simple as switching my pings to on by default in preferences and making an entry.

After that, I loaded my template and messed around with the style-sheet. I set up my categories and played around with the MTEntry code. I spent the next couple of hours sorting my entries by categories. And I finally added the code so that the category labels and links would show up with my entries. Then the moment of truth, I finally made a post.

I decided to keep both my blogger and movabletype blogs the same for the time being. I know I may not be the norm, but I like the simplicity of blogger. I don’t remember spending this much time setting up my first blogspot site over a year ago. I simply signed up, chose one of their generic templates and started posting. Of course I didn’t post that often. And I eventually killed the site. But it was simple. I think I went through at least 4 blogs before my current one. Then I got semi-hooked. And I learned how easy it made web site maintenance and content delivery. I deleted my old web site on geocities, and moved one of my old blogspot sites to angelfire where I hosted a number of files.

And then I started visiting other blogs. I found that most of the blogs I began to frequently visit weren’t blogger sites, but were independent movabletype powered blogs on personal web sites. What made me decide to diddle with the interface myself was bloggers past service problems over the past couple of months. There have been times when I haven’t been able to log into my blog. My site has been unreachable at times. The same goes for my archives.

But still, I’m a loyalist. And I’m lazy. And blogger is the lazy man’s entry into blogging. Next, of course, to the drunkmenworkhere blogs. I have one of those, too. It’s the part ii link.

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