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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 12:17 pm | My Philosophy

Teens Go Public With Their Pubics

One night several weeks ago — it may have been over a month or two (Who knows.) — I was awaken to the sounds of laughter coming from outside.  I went to my front room window and peaked carefully from between the blinds.  And before my eyes, I couldn’t believe what was taking place.  There were several young people, running around in the street, completely naked.  That’s right, people, completely naked.

I would have turned my gaze right then and there until I spotted several busty young females among the group.  They were running and jumping and laughing, having a grand ole time. 

I watched them attentively, catching their youth parade itself before me.  If only they were all women.  Oh, how that night might have ended.  Ummm, sock, January 2001, a vintage year.  But I digress, I watched these youngsters run about, and then I took to my bedding and slept until the morning. 

My neighbor came downstairs a little before noon the next day.  She told me that she had also took sight of the young ones parading about our city street.  She related that she had heard from several others throughout the community that this incident was not isolated. 

She told me that it had been reported to her that the young ones had been disrobing throughout the summer at an alarming rate, at least once a week, possibly two to three times a month.  Needless to say, I was shocked, and a tad bit disappointed.  If only I had known in advance, I might have had a choice in scenery, so to speak.  But, again, I digress.

Apparently, the young ones had taken to performing some form of adolescent ritual which required them to disrobe in public and run about making noise, bringing attention to themselves.  I can only assume it was some form of rite of passage, and a darn good one to boot.

If only I was young again.

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