I Hate U
I can’t stand hateful chicks.
I got this chick who works with me. She’s actually my boss. I might have mentioned her before. I don’t know. Anyway. We get along fine, most of the time. But every once in awhile, this chick likes to do crap that just pisses me the hell off. Take what happened just an hour ago.
Sometime ago, I put through some paper work and filed some crap. I don’t know when. It may have been over a month ago. It may have been sooner. I can’t remember.
Part of what I do is enter some crap into this file system, fax some documents over to another place, and take any existing paperwork and staple and file it with the crap I’ve just finished. There’s a “complete” file system and a “incomplete” file system. So, until I finish my crap, most of the paperwork stays in the incomplete file system. I’ve been doing this crap for over a year, so most of the time I’m on automatic. I do it without really thinking about it.
Anyway. I guess someone has been calling her about some crap the last couple of days and she couldn’t find the paperwork. She recently asked me if I knew to take the prior paperwork that’s in the incomplete file system and put it in the complete file system when I’m done. I said, “Yeah.” And everything was okay.
And then, just this morning, she called me to her office. I thought it was for something important. Instead, she proceeded to “teach” me how to do the job I’ve been doing for over the past year. Only thing is I didn’t get it. I sat there looking at her weirdly, like she was retarded.
Why?
It’s like if you give someone the wrong amount at the cashier’s station. You give them five instead of four dollars. What if the cashier took you over to the side and started counting the money, placing it down on the counter real slow, like, “One, two, three, four…” What would you think?
Beyotch, I know how to count. I don’t need you to teach me how to count. Yeah, I gave you five dollars instead of four. It was a fuckin’ mistake. I made a fuckin’ mistake. Now your retarded ass wants to reeducate me. Pleeeeaazze, Beyotch!
I sat there looking at my boss like a retard because at first I thought she was trying to tell me something I didn’t know. I knew the shit sounded familiar, but my first instinct was to believe that she was trying to tell me something I didn’t know. But unfortunately, there are still pretty petty people in this world. And the sad thing about it is that I sat there and took it.
After I figured out that she was trying to tell me how to do a job I’ve been doing for over a year, I just responded with a, “I know that.” And she proceeded to show me one set of paperwork that hadn’t completely been put in the complete file system. I had put my paperwork in there, but I must of forgot to put the older paper work in there. And instead of treating it as a mistake, this bitch decided to act like I didn’t know how to do my job.
And that’s why from now on that whore ain’t nothin’ but a bitch to me. I hold my grudges like a muthafuckin’ vise grip.
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