Amy Sue Cooper

With new hooters and some newfound fatback, my first choice for Cyber Girl of the Year 2005 has won. I would have put up a pic or two but I’m too lazy to go through my cd-rs. So, you gets nothing. NOTHING! Except the satisfaction that soon all young girls will learn to truly be accepted in our society, they need really big knockers. And personally, I think that’s a good thing. I shouldn’t be the only person fucked up in the head around here. Plus, the more good looking chicks think they’re fucked up, the more likely I’ll be able to get more ass. So, continue with the poor self-esteem. Not to say any of this is Amy Sue’s fault. She didn’t create the epidemic. She’s only a symptom. But I probably shouldn’t put this shit here. I mean, I am celebrating her accomplishment. And I did enjoy her work immensely. So, YIIIPPPEEE! Congratulations! Weee! Fuck it. There go mo’ money.

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