PMOY 2005
Sunday, April 3rd, 2005 @ 3:50 am | Playboy
I guess it’s official. Tiffany Fallon is the new Playmate of the Year. That makes three brunettes in a row. The same can be said for the Cyber Girl of the Year, which is voted on by the Cyber Club public. I don’t know if it means anything. I doubt it by the selection of this present year’s Playmates. In fact, I think this year will eventually have more fake hootered blondes than ever before. Maybe it’s Hef’s way of rebelling. He’s gonna make us love them bleach blonde mamas he keeps around him so much, shove them down our throats. Although, I wouldn’t really consider that a completely bad thing. Biscuits, gravy, jelly and a fat booty is all a brother need to get his freak on. I’d slurp it all up in the booty crack. That’s how I do this.
Anyway, getting back to where I was before, I think blondes are sorta played out, especially in Playboy. I’ve seen too many naked blondes. I’ve said it before, but I wouldn’t mind seeing more blacks, latinas, or asians naked in the pages of Playboy. And seeing how the public went Hiromi crazy for Playmate of the Year, I think the rest of the Playboy audience wants more diversity, too.
I wasn’t a real big Hiromi fan. And I suspect that that asian girl fetish shit played into the popularity of Hiromi. White boys can’t resist naked asian chicks. I think it might be the same for all American born dudes of all races, but it’s really bad with the white boy crowd. Put a naked asian chick in front of a white boy, and he’ll have his dick out trying to start a circle jerk in 60 seconds. And the fact that Hiromi has them big fake breasts only makes her even more appealing. But to each his own.
I would have preferred Pilar Lastra, or even Nicole Whitehead, to contradict myself. But I can live with Ms. Fallon, although she really didn’t register on my radar. But in the end, naked is naked, and naked is good. Plus, Tiffany isn’t all bad. She’s kind of hot. You can check her out below.
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