Super-Villain Style

I’m tired as hell. And it’s Monday morning. I did not watch the Grammy’s so I do not know who won. Cordelia is dead and it was a nice touch. A brand new week begins and I wish I had an extra day. Nobody ever gets an extra day. I never had a boss call me up and say, you know, I think you need an extra couple of days off. Take’em. Trust me. Shit like that never happens, except maybe to rich people, who have the ability to say, you know, I’mma take the morning off. I wish I could just call in and do some shit like that. I’d be fired right on the fuckin’ spot. But I guess that’s life. So, stop the bitchin’.

But I like bitching. You ain’t livin’ unless you’re bitchin’.

Torrie And Sable in Playboy pics
Have your pop-up blockers on because without it…

Torrie and Sable naked. I’ve seen it all before. But these pictures seem somewhat hotter, possibly due to there being two naked women in the same vicinity. And everyone loves two naked women fondling each other. I think men live for lesbian porn. And the catfight. If women would only play around with each and fight each other in skimpy outfits, we’d have no more war. We’d spend our time watching the catfight, and less time thinking up new ways to wipe each other out. Okay, I’m pushing it, mainly because I don’t believe anything I’ve just written.

I may come off a little queer, but I personally hate lesbian porn. It’s boring. Two chicks poking and licking at each other just doesn’t hit it for me. Unfortunately, a hugh horse penis breaking ground in orifice galore must be present before the heat begins. But then we get porn overkill: too much penis in orifice zoomed in for greater view over and over again. And of course, the explosion on the face, back, or stomach.

Then, I’m sick because it hits me that I can’t stand the sight of my own penis, let alone some hugh horse stick with way more semen coming out of it then is naturally possible. I mean, it’s one of the reasons we have sex in the dark. Nobody wants to see all that. Well, unless they’re watching someone else.

The Pornography Industry vs. Digital Pirates

…the mainstream entertainment industry is much more combative when it comes to consumers partly because the songs and movies are so carefully and expensively made and distributed. Movies in his industry, by contrast, are often made in a few weeks, and on budgets that a major studio may spend on coffee and pastries, so piracy is not taken quite as seriously. “Maybe a classic is one thing,” he said, “but they’re not all classics.”

A few merchants in the industry who have tried the kind of aggressive methods used by mainstream entertainment companies say they have not received much in return for their efforts. One company that tried to track down copyright infringers and demand that Internet service providers shut down their sites used BayTSP, an Internet monitoring service that also serves the music and movie industries. “It was costing us a lot of money and was producing absolutely zero results…”

Playboy’s Net move could boost piracy

I would like to end this entry by stating how much I dislike Chingy. Add that no talent hack, Cassidy, too. Word to Cassidy: You do not have a hit single. You are guesting on your own record. R. Kelly sings all over your shit, and all you get to do is spit some tired ass bars in between his crooning. That single you hear all over the radio is R. Kelly’s hit record. It shouldn’t be Cassidy featuring R. Kelly. It should be R. Kelly featuring some Ruff Ryder unknown rap bastard. I hate to tell you dude, but you got 10, which means 5 more on 15. Better get that next hit record out, son. And make sure you don’t put anybody on that shit that’s 10 times better than your little ass.

Peace Out!

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