Ubuntu Crap
May 04, 2005 in Uncategorized
I’m about to start trying some of this Linux crap. I’ve heard good things about this crap here. And for a limited time, they’re sending out free cds of this crap, with free shipping. So, it really is free. Hopefully this shit works out well so I can finally get rid of this Microsoft crap.
I’ve been trying to go Microsoft free for the past year and a half. I’ve also given up other crap I normally used to have to pay dough for. No more Microsoft Office. Now I use OpenOffice with Firefox and Thunderbird (no homo). And I stopped “”getting” adobe photoshop. Now I’m using Gimp. By the way, haven’t you noticed how gay open source software sounds.
And what the fuck is up with Ubuntu. If you really want repsect, give your shit old fashioned respectable names, like Apple and Macintosh. Okay, that sounds fruity, too. It’s probably why Microsoft was able to steal all them Apple software designs, deliver inferior versions of an operating system, and still be the top software maker in the world.
So, the lesson is, I don’t know. Make one up. You always want me to do all the hard work. You think and do shit for a change. You fuckin’ lazy ass beyotches.
Yeah. I said I was done with downloading other people’s shit off the Internet. But, fuck it, I’m a liar. I lie all the fuckin’ time. I lie about shit I have no business lying about, like what I ate this morning, or what I wore yesterday. I’m a whore with the lying. I just can’t stop. You can’t trust anything I say or write. I’m full of bullshit. Don’t trust me.
It ain’t worth it no more. I’m done with it. Done with it all. It’s too much trouble. Too much hazard involved. Too much time wasted. I could be doing a host of other really important things, and instead I do this shit, all the time, like Eddie, except without the partying. So, today, I kill that shit. That shit I call downloading.
I guess that’s one thing I’ve learned since being a man: you ain’t really a man unless you’re making money like a man. If you’re always broke, and can’t take a chick out for anything over 50 or 60 dollars, and your car is a piece of crap you wish you didn’t have to be seen driving, then you ain’t a man. You can be old as fuck, but if you’re broke as fuck, you ain’t a man. Real men don’t respect you. Women don’t respect you. Your friends don’t respect you. And your family definitely don’t respect you. You’re officially a joke. If you’re over the age of 24 and you’re still making Red Lobster money, you’re a joke. The world don’t love your ass.
Bol goes super-anal (no homo?) with 
But this old dude told me that the brothers locked up just wouldn’t be caught jerking off with another dude in the same cell. That shit was considered weak. You were more of a man in prison if you raped another dude, or if you had one of those flimsy brothers licking you off. And of course you were really a man if you were pimping several dudes, especially the young ones. Young dudes were considered prime currency. Plus, their asses were less worn out. A tight ass is a good ass, I suppose.
Except maybe for the fact that I like a little coordinated hate. Not angry, kill a homo hate. More like, I hate him, fuck that bitch, let’s ruin his career, let’s kill his shine type of hate. That type of hate is fun. Or maybe it isn’t. I probably should no homo this entire entry. But I honestly don’t give a fuck.
Remember when Shannon Elizabeth used to be cool. You’d go see shitty ass movies just to see her naked. Okay maybe you didn’t do that. To think of it, neither did I. But it was cool when you did see a movie and saw Shannon Elizabeth naked. And then she had to go all respectful. She decided it was a good idea not to get naked so often in crappy ass movies. And have you heard from her since.