Tool Generates Fake Searches for Privacy

I remember one time doing a Google image search for “bestiality.” For some reason I was really curious as to what I would come up with. And man, did I come up with some mind-altering stuff (Whoopi and Ted Danson pics). It was clearly sickening and filthy, and it stayed with me for quite awhile. I remember, afterwards, telling myself that I would never do something like that again.

Of course, it completely slipped my mind when, sometime later, I did a search for “fudge munching.” Man, that sure was some sick stuff that popped up that time. Golly Geewillikers. (I hope I spelled that right?) It messed me up for quite awhile. I remember telling myself that I would never do that again. And I don’t think I have (liar). Although, I’ve been tempted.

There’s always something you know you shouldn’t plug into a search engine, but you do, because, well, you’re curious (Goatse), and possibly really horny at the time. It’s through these vulnerable times that I believe most people get infected with one of those nasty computer viruses.

I mean, you could be innocently searching for “naked britney spears golden shower” and get a hit or two. Of course, all the videos have to be fake, because Britney would never do anything filthy like that. Maybe Christina, but not Britney. But you’re curious. You wanna know what you’ll find. So, you click that link, and next thing you know, you get hit with a million pop-ups.

You try clicking them all away. And by randomly clicking, and not reading, you inadvertently let some malicious site load a virus on your system. And you know the rest. Your computer’s toast, and you got a lot of digital cleaning to do.

Of course, the greater problem, especially in these times, is that the man is keeping a record of all that crap, waiting to use it on a righteous negro like myself. They’ve been suing these search engine companies left and right, trying to get a hold of them search logs. I heard the man plans on using that information to put the lockdown on pornography, most notably, child ponography.

And I guess I wouldn’t have a problem with that if the government limited the use of those logs to the baby rapists, because I hate those freaks, and they definitely need to be locked up. But we all know, from JFK, to negros being intentionally infected with syphilis, down to CointelPro, the white devil has a tendency of doing some nasty secret crap on a negro.

One minute you’re searching for naked pics of Beyonce, the next , you got the FBI busting down your door at five in the morning, tearing through your stuff, taking away your cds of nice legal porn and copyrighted material. Now where you at?

And that’s why, a righteous black man gotta protect himself. That’s why I keep my computer on lockdown with all kinds of security crap. I got my router firewall, and my Outpost software firewall. I keep Spy Sweeper running in the background, and I use Windows Defender and that Lavasoft crap. I encrypt all my messages with that PGP crap, and I even encrypt my hard drive, the whole dang thing. I clear out my Firefox history and logs. I clear out them cookies. And once a year, I reformat my hard drive to make sure things be clean for the new year.

Unfortunately, a brother gotta do these things, and many others, because you never know when the white devil’s coming to get a brother.

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RadioShack lays off employees via e-mail

Radio Shack: the place where I buy alls my stuff like telephone jacks, and headphones that break after a couple of months of use. And also my soldering which I use to fix the wiring of all the products I buy from them.

This is some cold-bloodied, white devil crap. The corporate boys over at Radio Shack have been sending termination notices through e-mail. I ain’t never heard of no evil crap like that happening before, but just reading that gave me the chills.

Let’s say you’re at work like I am. And you’re on them Internets “researching” and discussing “business” matters. Like most people, you keep that e-mail up most of the day. I don’t even care for Eudora, but I load that bad boy up every morning. And I love hearing them bells chime. Usually it’s spam for penis enlargements or some great financial deal. But every once in awhile I get some real mail, something from a co-worker or a client.

And let’s say, in between the Internet surfing and the mail checking (stuff you’re getting paid for), you hear those good ole chimes go off and you decide to check your mail. Only, instead of some boring office mailing from a co-worker, you read something that goes a little something like this “Open Immediately! Urgent Company Matter.”

So you do. And you read the crap and find out that you’ve just been fired, by reading the e-mail, you’ve just been informed of your termination, and you have until the end of the day to get your crap off the premises.

They don’t even call you into the office or nothing. You get to the end of the e-mail and you find out that that day was your last day. Now, I call doodie on that. That’s some bogus way to be broken off some.

And you don’t even get no flowers afterwards.

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It’s been almost three weeks since I last spoke to the world. I’ve been on the low for that period, doing work for the anti-government establishment. I haven’t even talked to my friends or family, not even my mother.

And in those past three weeks, a lot of shady crap has been going down. First, I had this big named company mess with my money flow. I won’t print their name so as not to end up in a dumpster stabbed and shot to death.

After I finally started making money off them, they came around, snooping for contraband. And then they cite me for some low level crap. Pretty soon, they kill off this site being able to use any of their shitty services.

And I don’t find this out in a letter and all. Instead, I visit my site and see that they ain’t up on my pages. And I do a quick search and find out that my site can’t even use their search. Filthy bastards. I wouldn’t be surprised if in a week not being able to see my site on any of their search listings.

The only sad thing about the whole nasty affair is that I can’t really go to war with them. They could crush me. They could decimate me, or at least continually ass-rape me like they’re doing now. And all because a negro started pulling cash outta their asses. Cheap assholes.

I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop, for them to do something really dumb. Then, I just won’t give a fuck anymore. There, you see, I typed “fuck.” I don’t give a fuck no more.

Bastards don’t wanna continue the love. Fine. Then we won’t show no love no more. Instead, I’ll just throw hate at them, like monkeys and their fecal matter. I’ll fling that shit like I ain’t got no more sense anymore. Like I ever had any in the first fuckin’ place.

I can’t believe they took that classic off of YouTube, the one where that white devil trucker, Reginald Denny, got pulled out of his redneck mack truck, and got bricked up to the head by some mad, angry black home skillets. Straight gangsta. I used to have that shit on rewind, watched it before I went out into the cold, cold world. Everytime I viewed it, it made me feel like, maybe, just maybe, dreams could come true, that maybe, the world could be fair in the end. If only.

Shows the world what a negro can do when pushed to the edge. That’s why I never wanna go to war with Africa. Because if any African nation got some missiles, and some nuclear warheads, the world would be in really big trouble.

See, I view crazy world leaders on this level: you got your Canadians, which are at level zero. They may have the capabilities to go to war, but those dudes ain’t got no heart. They get that yellow gene from their European cousins, the French.

Then you got your people in the Far East, this includes all the Asian nations except the Chinese and the Koreans. The rest are either too broke, or too crazy to be able to start some shit. Take the Japanese. Those dudes used to be hardcore, but having a A-Bomb dropped on your ass takes the piss outta your vinegar, or however it goes. So, now those dudes spend most of the time making video game systems, jerking off to sick ass cartoons, and pulling weird ass pranks on each other.

I think the same can be said about the other Asian nations. They’ve been through so much bullshit war throughout most of the 20th Century, and had so many bombs dropped on their shitty ass countries, that most of them are really gunshy, and would rather buy teen-age sex slaves, and barbecue dog brains and rats, and other weird shit like that. But I can see how getting your ass kicked continuously throughout every major conflict over the past 100 years can do that to a people. It just takes the fight outta ya.

Too bad the Chinese ain’t learned from their brothers, although I think over the last decade, those brothers have started to cool down. In fact, they’ve chilled so much, that the Bush administration has them doing “peace” talks with that crazy ass dude down in North Korea, Kim Jong-il

You might say that Kim Jong-il is the new slantied-eyed version of Saddam Hussein. Only thing is I think Kim Jong-il might be crazier. Saddam knew when to back down. He’d talk his shit, throw some bullshit at you, and run away laughing. But Kim Jong-il seems like the kind of dude who’d walk up to you on the streets, ask for a dollar, and when you tell him no, pull out a gun and put a bullet in your brain. If he was born in America, I’m sure he would have grown up to become a serial killer. That dude just gives off that “nutty” vibe.

Now, if the Bush administration decided to drop a bomb on that bastard, I wouldn’t protest. But we know that that shit ain’t happening, because Kim Jong-il actually has the weapons to fuck a country up. He most likely would lose, but he’d probably try his best to fuck up California in the process, which ain’t that bad of a trade-off.

Anyway, getting back to my well-thought out comparison of most dangerous people, I’d have to stick the Latins above the Asians, minus China and North Korea. What makes those nations dangerous is that they have really corrupt, military-based leaders.

The only reason they’re not as dangerous is because most of those South American nations are dirt poor, and really corrupt. If only those dudes up top learned how to transform that Cocaine money into radiated nuclear bullshit, I have no doubt we’d be getting an ass-kicking by some bullshit country like Colombia or Argentina right now.

Those dudes balls is their word. They all live off that macho bullshit. I just don’t see those assholes backing down from an ass-whupping. Which means Texas and Arkansas gets wasted, which, again, I don’t see as such a bad trade-off.

After the Latins, I’d have to put my African brothers. Where did Saddam Hussein almost get some nuclear shit from? Africa. That’s right, because in Africa, anything goes. Africa is the only continent where Americans are afraid as fuck to go to, except maybe if you’re Brad and Angelina, but I negate those two because of the inherent insanity inbred in their genes.

And did anybody forget Somalia? I saw that shit in Black Hawk Down. Niggas fucked the shit outta those Marines. You wanna know why? Because niggas don’t give a fuck.

That’s why you got dudes roaming around the countryside putting caps in babies, and raping little 10 year old girls. It’s also why you got dudes fuckin’ nasty ass beyotches even though they know those hoes got the AIDS. Niggas don’t give a fuck. Do you think if one of those African countries put together a nuclear program, they wouldn’t drop a bomb or two on another country.

If I found out that some fucked up nation from the Congo started making nuclear warheads, I’d start breaking my ass up north to the pole, build me an igloo, get a fucked up Eskimo beyotch, and chill until the niggas stop fuckin shit up.

The only problem with this scenario is that niggas whereever you go will fuck themselves up before they get started on the devils around them. That’s why you got niggas hacking the limbs off of other niggas. I guess it’s just in our nature. It’s for this fact that Africans don’t rank higher on the danger scale. If they ever got the capability to go to real war, the only shit they’d fuck up is their own shit. And that’s why the white devil will always win. Unless, of course my skillets in the middle start getting their act together.

The Middle-East. I think they hate us. Those dudes from Middle-East have shown the drive and solidarity to fuck up a country. And they’re constantly finding new ways to rock out a Jew. The only problem is that the Middle-East is two grain bags away from third-world status. And those dudes don’t know when to back down, therefore, always shooting themselves in the foot before they get around to starting any real shit.

Take Iran. Iran don’t know when to shut the fuck up. They could have played the diplomatic game while building them nuclears on the low, but those dudes had to show off, sort of like that Kim Jong-il. Beyotches always gotta show off, show the world that they got big nuts too. Thing is, if they kept their nuts in their drawers, they could save that nut show off for when the real fucking comes around. Hold them missiles on the low until you’re ready to fuck a beyotch up.

But nope. Beyotches gotta burn effigies and shit, and declare jihad on any bastard that steps on their white Nikes. How the fuck do you riot over a fuckin’ cartoon character? Crazy ass towelhead wearing niggas

If they had enough sense, they’d tone down all that anti-semitism, and stop all that jihad declaring, and chill and act nice. Then they could build that arsenal on the low. Talk a little shit. Get diplomatic. Then, BAM! Nuclear bomb all up Israel’s ass. What you gon’ do now, beyotches!?! You can’t do shit about it but take it, like that ho that Mike Tyson raped.

Only problem, in all these scenarios, the opposition loses. Why? Because the most dangerous people on this planet is the white man, especially the top dog, the United States. You combine the whiteness of Germany, the United States, the United Kingdom, and Russia, and you have yourself there a group of honkies that can fuck up the planet in one big swoop. That’s Cold War killing there, my brothers.

And the thing is, they can talk shit, and play gangsta on a country like Iraq, and commit genocide on their own people, like in Russia, and the rest of the world can’t say shit. It’s like that scene in that Parker and Stone movie. The white man is the dick, and the world is a pussy, and the enemy is an ass. And dicks fuck pussy and ass, and there ain’t shit an ass or a pussy can say about it. All they can do is take it, just like the punk ass beyotches they are.

So, in the end, so to speak, dick always wins. And for that, I will always be grateful for the white man for coming to Africa, and enslaving my ancestors, raping my great grandmothers and making me a nigga. For without that, how could I ever have become a part of this great white Christian nation called America.

May God bless her always.

Anybody wanna buy a bridge off me. I could really use the dough.

Some crackhead ripped my building’s power lines out again. They apparently cut out the phone lines also. I went a day without power. Luckily I got to go to work. Otherwise I would have been sweating buckets all day.

By the time I made it back home, they had fixed the power, but I still didn’t have any phone service. So, I didn’t commit any Internet crimes last night. I bet that crackhead was told to do that vandalism by the MPAA and the RIAA just to stop me from experiencing my nation’s cultural artforms, like Big Busty Nasty Latin Sluts, part 24. Bastards.

Since I didn’t have any Internets to play around in, I spent the night listening to my Zen Nano, and sleeping. I woke up around 10:30, doozed through some Jay Leno, and finally fully woke up to check out this white chick with her breast out in this infomercial.

She was pitching some product by this dude I’ve seen before. He used to do those infomercials with that chick who claimed to be the most downloaded chick in the world, you know the one, the big busty blonde chick who effed herself up when she got herself pregnant. Idiot. I wanna call her Christy-something, but I got a feeling that’s not her name. Anyways, he had her on his old show, pitching some crap about making money off of selling ads in newspapers.

His new product is about some vitamin, I think, the World’s Greatest Vitamin, he calls it. In the first commercial, he had the white chick who’s now pitching the crap talking with another chick, and both of them had their breasts hanging out.

They were talking about all the money they could make by getting goofballs to sell the scam for them. If one person got another person hooked on the scam, the first person would get some kind of cut, something like 500 bucks. The more people a person could get to fall for the scam, the more money a person could make by doing nothing absolutely nothing. Sounds kind of pyramid like to me.

Still, the dude must be a genius, because he’s definitely figured out that the scam don’t sell well without a little T-N-T on the side. I substituted a “T” for an “A” because we don’t see a lot of bootie in the show.

Point I’m making is that I I probably wouldn’t have watched that infomercial over and over again if it didn’t regularly come on when I was looking for something to jerk off to at 2 in the morning.

First, I would watch him get spastic, pitching his crap; then this whitebread dude and chick would talk a little about the crap; then, some people would get on and lie about how they made money off the crap; then the two chicks with their breastases hanging out would get on; and then I would knock a round out. Afterwards, I would fall asleep, and wake up refreshed for the new day.

So, I guess that vitamin was good for something.

Damn. They kicked my mascot off of Def Jam. All because they say her album ain’t been moving no units. Poppycock. Because I know for sure it’s been moving a unit around here.

How dare they. I put my time and money piggybacking off her success, and now I find out that she’s close to being a has-been. And I can’t have a has-been for a site mascot. That’s why I’m going to have to pick someone else to be the lead face of Super-Villain Style. Someone else who is, perhaps, slightly slutty and all too willing to take off her clothes, someone like, well, Christina Milian.

I would pick Rihanna. I mean, she is smart, at least smarter than Milian. Because on every web site I’ve been to they say she did that SOS song after Milian refused to do it. And now it’s a smash hit, with Rihanna sweating my television screen doing all that dirty dancing in the music video. The only problem with Rihanna is that she has a big forehead. A picture of that forehead might be too big to fit in my sidebar. Plus, she hasn’t slutted herself out enough where I think she’s earned the spot. She’s getting there, but I think she needs to get half-naked in a couple more magazines to earn the spot.

So, I’ll have to spend the next couple of months observing magazines to find my next break out star. The only criteria is that she has to be somewhat liberal with the goods. You know what I mean. I’m not talking about a chick who whores it out like Christina and Britney, because those two white trash chicks take it just a bit too far. But I wouldn’t mind someone who likes doing a lot of videos all half-naked and all. I mean, I’m all for a woman’s right to express herself. Like my future former mascot liked to sing, a chick gotta sweat her weave out a little.

Hopefully, a chick will break out in the next few months, and then, maybe it will be easier to make a decision. I might even choose an actress this time. The only thing I refuse to choose is a model. Models aren’t worth crap. They don’t do nothing but stand around and be half-naked. My girl has to be accomplished and talented. That’s makes me feel all the more worthy when she decides to get naked for me.

Who knows, maybe a video vixen will turn singer or actress. Maybe hit the big time. I’m hoping for Celestina Henry. I hear she’s a actress and a dancer. Maybe she’ll get cast in a big drama, or perhaps a CW black comedy, and by black comedy, I mean a comedy that has black people embarrassing themselves reading crappy dialogue and doing minstrel type scenes. If she picks the right vehicle, and “exposes” the right amount of talent, Mrs. Face could possibly be the new face for the new century.

At least a brother can hope.

Portable Apps

What is a portable app? It’s an application that doesn’t have to be installed normally for it to work. A downloaded archive file can be extracted to a folder. And after it’s extracted, the software can be used like a regularly installed application.

Some people install portable apps on their usb thumb drives so they can use familiar software whereever they go. I use it at work because some of the software I enjoy using isn’t installed on my office computer, including Firefox. There’s a version of the Mozilla client installed, but I like using Firefox more. Plus, I can always just delete the folder Firefox is in if I want to delete the client from the system.

I also use Filezilla to do maintenance on my website through ftp. Gimp can be used to do photo editing on the go. And although I despise IM, there’s even the free IM client, Gaim, since I doubt most work computers have an IM client installed.

“I ain’ts be supportin no net neuroology!”

What is this Net Neu-tra-lity? I can’t even type it, let alone say it. But congress, or some shitty committee — I don’t know. I don’t follow that political crap — like yesterday, or the day before, assassinated some legislation on the subject. I don’t know if the bill was for or against net neutrality. I think it was against, so I guess it was a good thing it was taken out. Who knows.

There’s this funny clip here that shows how much our elected officials know about the Internet, which is very little. The even funnier thing is that I know only a little bit more than they do. So, this post will be a hard one for my little ole’ brain. So, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

From what I’ve been reading and hearing, it seems like those that oppose net neutrality oppose it because it would negate their ability to set prices for content providers that use up a large amount of their bandwidth.

Let’s say you’re on Comcast, and you love music. You have an ipod, and you love itunes. And let’s say that you’re not the only person on Comcast who loves itunes. Comcast discovers that people connecting to itunes and downloading content are eating up about 10 percent of their bandwidth.

From this information, Comcast decides that it should charge Apple a fee for this bandwidth usage. If Apple doesn’t agree, Comcast can continue throttling all information from all itunes servers that try to go through Comcast servers. Throttling is when a Internet Service Provider purposely slows down or corrupts bits of information sent through its servers to individual users. In fact, some isps do it today to internet protocols like bittorrent because they believe these bits of information might be eating up excessive amounts of their bandwidth.

This essentially means that if Apple doesn’t pay Comcast the right to send data through Comcast’s servers, itunes will be blocked for most Comcast customers, or at the very least, it will a take a long time to access the itunes site and download content from there.

Right now, isps don’t have the right to charge other companies for sending data through their networks. Why? Because we live under net neutrality right now. Instead, today, like stated above, they simply make it hard for their users to access data that comes from servers they believe might be using up too much of their bandwidth.

But this isn’t the only reason isps dislike net neutrality. They dislike it because companies like Comcast don’t like competing companies using their network to deliver similar products, essentially taking customers away from them using their own network.

Comcast, itself, is a content provider. It also provides phone services. In the future, Comcast may want to deliver their content over the Internet, all the movies and sports and cable channels, supported through fees and advertisements.

And until they decide if they want to do this, they may want to halt or slow down other companies who want to do the same thing, companies, like say, YouTube, or Google Video, or perhaps NetFlix. They may also want to slow down the growth of companies like Skype or Vonage, who are essentially providing cheap to free phone services over their lines. If Comcast could charge fees to these services, they could possibly slow down their adoptions, or put them out of business. I doubt if a company like Skype would be able to continue with free computer-to-landline services if Comcast and AT&T hit them with large bandwidth bills every month.

Now, I’m sure some of you are probably wondering what the problem is? Why shouldn’t Comcast and AT&T and other isps be able to charge certain companies for sending data through their networks? Well, here’s the problem, they already charge people for that bandwidth usage, me and you.

Those isps charge monthly fees for access to their networks. And companies like Google and YouTube and Apple already pay network, server, and bandwidth bills to access the Internet. So, if I’m paying to access the Internet, and they’re paying to access the Internet, why shouldn’t we all be able to connect? And why should there be extra fees on top of those everyone already pays to make those connections.

And ask yourself this, who really will end up paying those extra fees? Who always ends up paying those extra fees? You got it, you and me. The consumer always ends up footing the bill.

So, tell me, I pay my money to AT&T to access content on the Internet, and I pay Itunes my money to access their content, why shouldn’t I be able to get my content in a timely manner according to that fee I paid AT&T.

If I pay for a 1.5 connection, why shouldn’t my connection speeds between itunes and my computer be at 1.5 or close to it? Isn’t that what I’m paying for. If AT&T wants to add limits to the amount of bandwidth an individual can use, I see no problem with that. At least that would be upfront of them. At least they would be taking money from out of my hand instead of out of my ass. But no, they want to be sneaky about it. They want to charge greater fees without looking like they’re charger greater fees.

And that to me is unethical and deceitful.

The Booties Been Seized

Dangnammit, copyright laws. I just found out that the police seized the Pirate Bay servers.

The seizure of ThePirateBay.org’s entire server farm will guarantee this BitTorrent tracker will remain offline until the police complete their investigation. The uncertainty on the part of the police may stem from the fact The PirateBay.org’s servers only host .torrent files, not actual copyrighted material..

It really isn’t that big of a deal to me. I really didn’t use Pirate Bay for anything more than television shows, or the occasional weekly comic book release. So, it won’t mean much in terms of my, uh, personal looting. But still, i respected those Swedish dudes over there. I liked how they laughed in authority’s face. If they don’t ever come back, I’m gonna miss’em.

More info can be found at the Wiki, and at http://piratbyran.blogspot.com/, but that last site is for those that understand Swedish.