bear mauling recorded on tape

“They’re both screaming, she’s telling him to play dead, then it changes to fighting back. He asks her to hit the bear,” Hill said. “There’s so much noise going on. I don’t know what’s him and what might be an animal.

And I’m laughing like crazy.

Yeaah, I’m sick. But ever since this bear lovin dude was mauled by a bear, I’ve laughed my head off every time it has appeared on the news. Especially when they show the David Letterman clip with Dave askin’ this dude if we’ll ever hear a story about him being eaten by a bear. The fact that the girlfriend was screaming at him to play dead. I don’t know but old Road Runner and Bugs Bunny scenes pop in my head. It’s weird because I think I’m a pretty compassionate person. I really don’t like making jokes at other people’s expenses. But I just find this story so funny. About as funny as I find the Roy from Siegfried & Roy story weird. I mean the lion started out by helping Roy. It ends with the lion ripping out his neck.

Shit. Just stay the hell away from wild animals. Yeah, they’re peaceful beings. But they’re wild. Stay the hell out of the habitat, dammit. And maybe I won’t feel so weird laughing over other people’s dumb ass misfortunes.

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