In The Money (Not)
I played the lottery last night. Over 200 million dollars up for grabs. All I got was the Megaball (no homo). While some punk ass beyotch in Michigan wins it all. So, let’s see. I win 2 dollars. And some bastard in Michigan wins 200 million. Probably some white dude from the suburbs who already has a little dough. Fuckin’ lottery.
I need to stop playing this shit. I don’t think I’m coming out ahead. Probably when it’s all said and done, if I ever win anything back, i’ll probably have spent so much on this shit that I won’t even be breaking even. I guess that’s why they say the house always wins.
I guess I should feel good that at least my money is going towards the funding of the public education of our children. Ha. You see there. I made a joke. I’m laughing. I’m laughing so hard that I’m fuckin’ crying inside.
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