2006 PMOY
I normally announce these things early, but I never got around to it this year. I want to say I was really busy, but the truth is I was too damn lazy to make a second post here. So, here I am telling the world when most of the world that actually gives a damn already knows. Kara Monaco, Miss June I think, is the winner of Playmate of the Year for 2006. And she got the cover. Congratulations.
I actually had Kara third on my list of favorites, behind that Racquel Gibson, or Gibbons, chicks, and Qiana Chase. So, if I had to pick a blond, I’d have no problem choosing Kara.
So, what do we know about Kara. She’s a native of O-town, the same town that gave us N-Sync, the Backstreet Boys, and uh, O-town. It’s also where Disney World is, where she once worked. She’s an aspiring actress and model. And she likes nerdy dudes with really small penises. (I lied about that last part?)
She’s the first June Playmate to be given the honor. And, after three long years, she’s the first Playmate in that streatch of time to be featured on the PMOY cover. Of course, the conspiracy theorists would say that we finally get a PMOY on the cover only after we get another blond. And who knows, they might be right. I mean, Hef does like his blondes. He doesn’t hide it. And for now, it is his magazine, at least until he croaks, which could be any minute now.
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