24: The Jesus Version
Last night was 24 night. I missed Alias. I guess I’m going to have to get it off the Internet.
I’m sure a lot of other people missed Alias as well. 24 was probably the top choice of television viewers, followed by the crap they show on CBS, and then, and only then, Alias, which is kind of sad. I used to love this show, now I could hardly care less.
They should have showed it on Tuesday. Maybe they thought it would get creamed going against American Idol. I know Lost will probably take an ass whupping, because it’s the final night, the night America finds out if they have a talentless little girl, or a a gray-haired freak as their next American Idol. I can hardly wait. Almost the same feeling had when I was trying to figure out if I wanted sausage or pepperoni on my pizza.
Actually that wasn’t all that hard. I really don’t care for pepperoni, but I love sausage. You add some cheese and some olives to that bad boy, and you got yourself one dang good pizza. Hee-Haw! You got to put “hee-haw” there when you got “dang.” They just sort of possibly go together, like Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards.
And I know Charlie and Denise love pizza just like me and Jesus. Pizza is my most favorite food next to hamburgers. I was gonna type something else, but my boss walked by, and I was scared she would see me typing filth. I wouldn’t want her thinking i’m a filthy man. I like people thinking that I’m righteous, like Jesus.
See, there’s two things we have in common. I guess I do have a friend in this world.
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