A High Pressure
I love it when hot chicks do the weather. It makes the weather so much more important. The same goes for traffic. If you have a hot chick in front of that blue screen, that tells the audience that what’s going up on that television deserves their utmost attention. It’s like hearing that weird annoying emergency broadcast signal. Hot chick = Real Must See Television.
Now the chicks that do the weather and traffic don’t have to be hot, but they do have to be cute. No one wants to see an ugly chick do the weather or the traffic. I always wondered why the national morning shows don’t have hot chicks doing the weather. They tend to use the position to fill their negro quota. Hey, we don’t have a black person anywhere else on the show. Let’s have them do weather. America won’t mind.
For a while there, they were picking big fat black dudes. Then, CBS bucked the trend and hired annoying ass Dave Price. People that know Dave Price, know Dave Price. And we wish we didn’t. Because he’s evil. And annoying. And no where near funny. I think he used to be fat, too.
I wouldn’t mind if the national news people did a Univision and put a hot ass super mama on the television for the sake of the continued importance of the national weather reports, something that no one really watches, unless there’s a hot chick on the screen. I say, if you want the national weather reports to be taken seriously, the network should think about investing in a supermodel, or something like that. Give the job to Tyra Banks, or that annoying big breasted German chick, or one of those skinny broads. Maybe have them do the weather in bathing suits and mini-skirts. And if they really wanted to go all out, hire a former Playboy model, a porn actress, or a stripper. If they did that, I know I’d watch.
Go spanish and get a well known hot weather mama like Jackie Guerredo. If you haven’t seen Despierta America, you should, if only for the hot mamas on screen. They have the standard button up news chick, and the perky blond chick, and the sultry dark haired one, and Jackie. They couple them with a goofy guy and a fat guy, I suppose so no one gets the idea that the show ain’t all about the women. Which I never forget.
Spanish television tends to do that a lot, couple really hot chicks with really old ugly dudes. There’s this one show that comes on late at night where this really fat old dude is with this really greasy Latin dude, and they hang out with these two cute ass hot mamas and this former sultry novella chick. Only problem is that the fat old dude and the greasy dude get more air time and talk time than the three hot chicks. And I find that disgusting.
Outside of shit like that, the spanish never loose sight of the real reason these shows exist, you know that thing they call ratings. Unfortunately, our news women are too respectable for showing some cleavage and a lot of leg. They tend to keep the good parts covered. And they never over do the hot factor. Although I have seen that Chen chick vamp it up some in the looks department. I think she’s about ready to go full on Hollywood. I can see her doing a talk show with no panties on, and maybe a game show.
Oh, wait. That’s that other former news chick. I tend to get’em mixed up when they’re not naked.
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