Alcohol Is Now A Date Rape Drug in Wisconsin
This whole digg is about how Wisconsin has finally passed a date rape law including alcohol as a possible intoxicant to be used in cases where the chick hasn’t passed out yet, but is still unable to control her thoughts and movements. Some call this progress. I call it crap.
What ever happened to the good ole days where you went out with friends, spotted a hot chick, sent drink after drink her way hoping to get her all liquored up, and hopefully took her back to your car to get some drunk slut lovin’.
Back then, nobody called it rape. It was how young folks mated. Sure, the chick would occasionally catch something, or find herself pregnant by some dude she doesn’t even half know, but I say those problems pale in comparison to the memories she’ll probably cherish for years on end — if she happens to remember any of it.
And what about the millions of dudes who won’t get laid because of crap laws like this. What about those unfortunate blokes? Didn’t think about them, huh, you liberal feminist pig. Didn’t think about the millions of lonely dudes who will have to go back to the sinful practice of choking the chicken. did you? Of course not, because you don’t have testicles. Because if you did, you wouldn’t permit this injustice to continue across America.
We all know, one minute you’re juicing the fruit, next thing, you’re pumping the fruit. We all know that self-manipulation leads to circle-jerking, and circle-jerking leads to male lovin, and male lovin leads to gay marriage. And gay marriage leads to burning in hell. All because you won’t let the young ladies make the liberated choice of getting drunk-stupid and sleeping with a group of my friends — I mean, some friends.
Everyday America sickens me more than it did the day before. All this liberal media and social sinfulness. Maybe we’ll finally come to our senses as a nation and go back to the ways that were tried and true, where young girls got liquored up and had sex they couldn’t remember the next morning, therefore foregoing the trauma that goes with not being a virgin anymore, and getting pregnant and blaming it on on a immaculate conception or something, possibly having a backwatered abortion nobody will ever know about, and dying on the table in sin like she’s supposed to. Have her parents blame her death on a bad cold or something and dump her in a unmarked hole, never to be talked about again. That’s how it’s supposed to be. Now we’ve just passed another law that will continue taking us to a place we won’t be able to come back from.
Makes me wanna vomit.
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