Be smarter at work, slack off
I’m a genius!
Damn. This article proves my f’in life theory. Do less, think more. The only real innovation comes from slacking off. And I love to slack off. I’ve been doing it constantly at my current job. I just spent at least three hours surfing the Internets, and that’s just right after they paid me. And in all this time, I can’t tell you of all the great innovations I’ve come up with.
For example, I thought up, uh, you know, something, possibly, just today. I came up with so much stuff just typing crap to comment sections and stuff. Man, you know, it’s been hectic in my brain, if not in my actual workspace.
Okay, who the hell am I kidding. My brain’s dead. I’ve thought of nothing, except what I might do when I leave here. I’ve completely wasted the whole day here. I’ve done nothing, except collect a paycheck. And I feel like just crap for that.
I know I should be doing more, but for whatever reason, I’m not. I sicken me, much like when I’m about to hit your mother from the back.
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