Christina in GQ
These pictures have been floating around the web for the past week or so. And I’ve been asked a couple of times to put them up. But I’m not the biggest Christina Aguliera fan, so I just couldn’t see myself putting up a photo album of her crap.
I personally find her kind of skanky. I hate those fake large breasts on her tiny little frame. Skinny, tiny chicks can’t pull off big fake breasts, and they’re the first ones to try to get some. And I liked her better as a brunette, although she was getting a little bit too chunky for her on good during that period. She might have been trying to live out her inner latina. But now she’s back to being white.
She went back to her bottled blonde and lost the weight. And for the past year, I think she’s just been walking around, showing off her boobs, because I haven’t heard a song, or heard that a new cd was coming out. Not that it would matter, because I don’t even download her stuff. But I can admit that she has some talent, but like Mariah, she seems to want to waste it on stage histrionics.
So, she’s been nothing more than an afterthought for the past couple of years, sort of like Britney. Although, I think Britney still has photographers stalking her. Who said having a baby by a worthless clown wasn’t a good career move?
Christina was supposed to have done Playboy last year, or the year before that. These pictures make me wish she had. There are only five of them, and I only put up three. The only two I didn’t put up were the one with her in some kind of tight black bottom with her bending over (a position she’s probably been in hundreds of times), and the cover shot, which is pretty similar to one of the other three pictures in the shoot.
And she’s looking kind of tight, especially the one where she’s sitting on the bed with a bed sheet and her hand covering her bare breast. She’s definitely naked, and she probably wouldn’t mind showing more for the right money. Hear me Hef?
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