Defending The Coon
Everybody’s talking about that Coon Picnic song by Nas. I don’t find it all that courageous a song. Yeah. He calls out Kobe Bryant. Everybody calls out Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant’s an asshole. That’s the easy target. But what if he said Michael Jordan.
Jordan likes the white women. Wasn’t he being blackmailed by some white chick he had cheated on his fine black woman with so many years before. And hasn’t his shoes been part of the over commercialism of the street culture. One hundred dollar gym shoes. I don’t hear Jordan getting political, talking about that racial injustice. Nope. Nas plays the pussy role and goes after the soft Bounty beyotch Kobe Bryant. And everybody’s hailing it as some big achievement. It’s weak shit to me.
The same for calling out UPN and the WB. Has Nas even looked at the WB lately. How many black people still pop up on that network. Steve Harvey and who else? Right. There ain’t no more black people on the WB. So, when Nas calls them out, he’s late as fuck. And UPN. Doesn’t Eve have a show on UPN. Is she a coon now. Has he even watched half those shows on that network. I haven’t. But the ones I have seen aren’t that offensive. Is Half and Half some retread of Andy and Amos? How about Girlfriends? I wouldn’t say so. They may not be Seinfeld. But what is.
I’m sure Nas is referring to the old shows on the network, like the Parkers, and that old slave show everybody always brings up, and that Homeboys in Outer Space shit, shit from fifteen million years ago. Who knows with Nas. The boy is all over the place, all the time, in his pseudo, ghetto, Jesus Christ pose, looking to save hip-hop from its sins. Only problem is Nas is part the problem.
By the way, what’s the name of that hot big breasted chick on Girlfriends. Not the one that’s supposed to be the hot one, the big lipped one married to the doctor. I’m talking about the chick they always have running around with no bra on with tube tops and tank top shit on. Golden Showers, or something like that. Man, I ain’t gonna lie, that chick is hot. I can’t stand the other three, but that bouncy one kills me all the time. I think I wanna secretly, on some psychic wave shit, impregnant her, like that dude did with that Sheryl Crow chick.
Yeah. I know I lost all credibility there at the end. But I can’t help it. I’m sick.
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