Fantastic Four
I’m somewhat looking forward to this movie, although the buzz has me wondering. A bittersweet comedy? What the fuck is that? Might as well get Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan for the parts of Reed and Sue Richards. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. And just hearing the voice of Ray Liotta coming from the mouth of Dr. Doom. Ain’t that sweet. HA-HA-Ha-Ha-Ha. Fuck you, pay me! But I ain’t gonna piss on this shit before it actually gets made. It could be sweet. It might be the greatest comic book movie ever made. First it’ll have me laughing. Then it’ll have me crying. Yep, that’s just what the kids want, to laugh and cry.
And it can’t be all bad if it has Jessica Alba in it. Plus, I can see Michael Chiklis as Ben Grimm. I like The Shield. I thought he couldn’t pull that shit off, but he did, creating one of the greatest television characters in history. Plus, they’ll probably be using CGI up the ass. Only fault I see in casting is this Ioan Gruffudd dude. Who the fuck is he? I did a Google and found out he was in Blackhawk Down and Titanic. And I can’t say I remember who the fuck he was in either film. Probably a couple of doody roles, scenes I missed while in the toilet wiping my ass.
You would think that they’d go for a big time face to play the top guy in a big time movie like this. Although, the recent crop of super-hero movies have cast big time roles to a lot of small time players. Tobey Maguire had indy creds, but had no blockbuster movies under his belt. And the X-Men were filled with former models and dudes who weren’t ready for primetime. So, I guess it makes sense. But, like I said, I won’t beat up on the movie, yet.
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