Foxy Pink
I might be late with this shit. But this shit can’t be real. I’m surfing, hitting up links and porno sites, and I catch this shit. This shit has got to be doctored. But it is Courtney Love. Just that I can’t get the image of my dawg here suckin’ on Courtney’s titty and she’s staring out smiling like the shit ain’t a thing. I think I need to meet this woman.
Goddamn you, you who beat me to that titty. Yeah. Courtney’s probably an easy girl, give it up for a bag of peanuts and a roll of toilet paper. I mean she is a heroin addict. I feel for her. I hate that people keep saying she killed Kurt Cobain. Sorry, but the dude was an addict, and he couldn’t kick it. So, he shot himself. Now dudes wanna fuck up history, create legend by making out that Courtney did it. But baby, if you’re reading this, I know you didn’t do it. You’re too righteous to do shit like that. How dare they. You’re Courtney Love. And you need a fucked up brother like me to protect you.
Forget all that shit I wrote before. Give me a fucked up low self-esteem chick any day. I’ll treat you nice, rub your feet, make you mac and cheese, make you feel like you got a home, a home with me. I’m just the man to get you off that wagon, or on that wagon, whichever it is. When you fall off the wagon, you’re back on the juice. So, when you’re on the wagon, you’re off the juice. So, it’s on the wagon, I’ll get you on the wagon, and off that heroin juice.
That’s what my love will do to you baby, make you whole and sweet, two percent and tangy. Yeah, I know, you all think I’m crazy. You’re like, Courtney Love, you must be outta your mind, man. Yeah, I am outta of my mind, outta my mind in love. Courtney Love ain’t no murderer. But when I get finished with her, she’ll wanna murder somebody. Because I’ll turn that addict into one down ass chick, down fo’ whatever, ready ta bust a cap in the ass of my enemies, cause of the love I give to her. She’ll go from Courtney Love to Foxy White. Get it, White, not Brown, maybe Pink — Foxy Pink. Yeah, that’s better.
She’s already no pushover. I can see her beatin’ the shit outta me already. Now won’t that be sweet. And no matter how fucked up she may be, we all know that Courtney knows how to handle a man. Come on, it’s Courtney. She just looks the part. Now, all I gotta do is look the part, and get her attention. Before long, like a rat to cheese, like crack to the cast of Diff’rent Strokes, I’ll have her. And part 437 in my plan for world domination will be complete. I’ll save here. Sober her up. Make her decent and upstanding. Possibly, First Lady to the President of the United States of America, most notably, me.
Trust me.
I’m just the man for the job,
the job of sucking on that titty.
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