Haterade 2005 - (No Homo?)
Bol goes super-anal (no homo?) with KanyeGate, a site specifically created to piss on the ass we all know as Kanye West (no homo?). I don’t think I’m using that shit right, especially since I was contemplating another foray on the subject of man rape.
I was on the train, and this great idea popped in my head: man rape. Or man rape, part 2. See, when I was a teenager, these dudes who were hired by the landlord came to repaint the apartment. And there was this old dude who was part of the work crew. I remember him telling me that he thought it was gay for dudes to jerk off. See, he was in prison, and he said that he never jerked off in prison. He told me that he would rather fuck another dude in the ass than masturbate. I thought that was some weird shit. Because I grew up believing that fuckin’ another dude in the ass was the epitome of gay. You couldn’t get no gayer if you tried.
But this old dude told me that the brothers locked up just wouldn’t be caught jerking off with another dude in the same cell. That shit was considered weak. You were more of a man in prison if you raped another dude, or if you had one of those flimsy brothers licking you off. And of course you were really a man if you were pimping several dudes, especially the young ones. Young dudes were considered prime currency. Plus, their asses were less worn out. A tight ass is a good ass, I suppose.
Now, taking one in the butt was considered gay. You could hit that ass, but you couldn’t give up the ass. You could get your salad tossed, but you didn’t want to be the salad tosser. I guess there’s some logic in that shit. I don’t know. I was about to go See, what I did there, but, well, I think I’ve gone too far with this… You know. Shit. Ha. I’m sorry.
Anyway. I decided not to touch that, you know, shit. And instead, I wanted to talk about this whole ban Kanye West thing. The problem is that I don’t really hate the dude all that much. Yeah, he’s an asshole. His head is too big. And, I don’t know, he’s not as talented as he thinks he is. But, you know, I don’t care.
Except maybe for the fact that I like a little coordinated hate. Not angry, kill a homo hate. More like, I hate him, fuck that bitch, let’s ruin his career, let’s kill his shine type of hate. That type of hate is fun. Or maybe it isn’t. I probably should no homo this entire entry. But I honestly don’t give a fuck.
Fuck it.
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