I’m A Man, Dammit!
Whoo-Hooo!
Ken Jennings’s Back!
Ken Jennings’s Back!
Fuck him.
Been up almost 24 hours. Grilled shit all day yesterday. Relatives didn’t leave until after 2 in the night. I’m all hyped up. Hot as fuck. My people left the door open all day yesterday. Now the whole fuckin house is filled with mosquitoes. I’ve been swinging my arms all night. And scratching. Red bumps all over my body. So, if you don’t hear from me again, I just may have dropped from West Nile or Yellow Fever, something like that.
I’m actually pretty bored as well. Hyped up and bored, bad combination. Last vacation break until the winter. And I’m hear writing up this bullshit. But at least you all get two posts from me today. Two posts about utter bullshit. But still.
I’ll eventually fall off in awhile. Watch some news. Maybe a talk show. I think the soaps are on today. Sleep during the Bold and the Beautiful. Maybe I’ll eventually catch an episode of General Hospital. I actually used to watch General Hospital after school. Fortunately I caught it when it was good. Carly had just come on the show and she was sleeping with her mama’s husband. Only her mama didn’t know that she was her daughter. And her mama eventually caught her in bed with her husband, which would have been Carly’s step father. So, she was really sleeping with her own daddy. Now that’s some backwater shit.
Then she married her mama’s husband after they divorced and slept with this dude named A.J.. Now A.J. had a brother who he fucked up in a car accident. And the local thug took A.J.’s brother under his wings and made him his top dog. Carly was sleeping with A.J. and his brother and she got her slutty ass pregnant. She was hoping the baby was her mama’s ex-husband, her current husband. But she feared it could be A.J.’s. Fortunately for Carly, A.J. was a stinking drunk and he blacked out when he had done her in the taint area, so he didn’t remember shit. But Carly was afraid he would remember. So, she drugged his ass, stuffed him in a laundry basket, rolled his ass out to the back in the alley, dumped him on the ground and poured liquor on his ass. A.J. woke up and thought he had fell off the wagon. His family turned their backs on him. And I forget what happened next.
At some point A.J. gets something, maybe a DNA test and finds out with a black chick (all soaps have a black chick) that Carly drugged him and that he’s the father of Carly’s baby. Carly’s mama’s ex-husband goes nutty. A.J. threatens to take the kid from Carly. And then some weird soap shit happens. Somehow Carly convinces A.J. that the kid’s not his because A.J. and the kid have different blood types. Bullshit. But A.J.’s dumb ass falls for it, and he’s convinced that the kid must be his brain damaged thug brother’s. After that, shit happens and I start to care less and I stop watching because I have better grown man shit to do.
(If you mention this post to anyone, I’ll swear I never wrote it. Someone hacked into the system. It wasn’t me. I’m not me.)
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