In time it will reveal
So let yo blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! Whatever.
Note to self: Colin’s ass got kicked to the curb for actually being objective. Condi steals his fuckin’ job. The thugs go wild at another awards show. Anna Nicole being vilified for being a druggy slutty whore. It ain’t nothing new. Stop hatin’ on them titties.
It’s all over the news. Another black eye for hip-hop. The thugs go wild at another mid-class get-together. Somebody gets stabbed. Tables get overturned. People get maced. Like I said in the past, I’m down for the macing. But this is ridiculous.
I bet Dre feels bad. He was getting a lifetime achievement award when the entire world goes to hell.
Or maybe he’s proud. He is the one that helped to bring thug life from out of the shadows, into the light, and for the masses for their daily consumption. I would say the Vibe awards melee was nothing more than a real life special gift for Dre, something extra tacked onto that lifetime achievement award. Something to say, Thanks, Dre. Thanks for helping to fuck us all up.
Who knows. Maybe the Vibe people staged it all just to show Dre how much they really appreciate his contribution to the world. He made wildin’ out respectable. Now you got suburban white boys getting gangsta with it. Dudes from Afghanistan throwing up the “W.” I mean, it’s crazy. The whole world has gone thug crazy. Even Dubya got in on the gangsterism. Dude did a drive-by on an entire country. Left that shit like Swiss cheese. Don’t fuck with the red, white and blue, beyotches. Like a redneck once said, We’ll put a boot in yo ass!
I hear you, honky. I hear ya. I feel the same. And so does Dre.
Too bad a person got stabbed. I feel for him. Because Being stabbed is so 80s.
It would have been better if they had just busted a cap in his ass. Now that would have been sweet. I’m not condoning violence or anything. But like a little girl once said to me, Every time a cap gets busted in a man’s ass, An Angel gets his wings. Or something like that. But you get the sentiment.
Thugs make the world go round. They help along God’s righteous clockwork. With the help of the almighty 9mm, thugs help to send good people, bad people, little children, filthy babies back to heaven. Like they say, in an instance, when released from this Earth, one returns to the side of the Almighty. What better thing is it than to be back in the presence of the Lord, our savior. No longer trapped on this Earthly prison, the victim of the thug truly finds peace back at the side of the Almighty God.
Thanks gangsta.
And thank you, Dr. Dre, for making my life so much less boring, and so much more dangerous.
And thanks also for Eminem. All non-white people love them some Eminem.
This caps for you.
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