Judge: Web-Surfing Worker Can’t Be Fired

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 1:34 pm | Uncategorized

Yippee! I can keep surfing the Internet and still get paid for it. AND… they can’t fire me. Nah-Nah-NahNah-Naah!

Uh-Oh! Here comes my boss.

(yippee)

Man. That’s like a windfall for me. That’s like Jesus coming back with a bucket of KFC in both his arms. Not in one of his arms, but both of his arms.

Now, all I need for a judge to do is to rule that it isn’t sexual harassment to stare at a co-worker’s huge breast. I can’t help it. They’re huge. I keep telling homeboy that he needs to start wearing a manbra, or get a breast reduction. See what I did there. You thought I was talking about a woman, when, in actuality, I was talking about a man. Man, that’s genius. Straight up genius.