Male Love
Note to self: Red Sox won yesterday. Yeah. Fuck’em. I haven’t knocked one out since last Monday. Bush - Kerry in about 5 days.
Too bad my man, Scott Peterson, will be spending the rest of his life in prison. I just don’t see my homey getting off on this one. If only he had Johnny Cochran. Now he’ll have to spend the rest of his life in jail being somebody’s beyotch. I feel for that anus, the real anus, not Scott, but Scott’s anus. I feel for Scott’s anus ’cause his ass is sure gonna be sore from all those man rape workouts. I mean Scott ain’t really overly masculine looking. He’s sort of in between masculine looking. Pretty prime beef for the man rape.
Not that I would man rape Scott. If I were into man rape, it’d have to be a really manly man, something like a truck driver, or a construction worker, hairy, burly, puffy type man dude. I mean, you know, if I was gay I couldn’t see myself sexing down a feminine man. That would defeat the purpose.
You know, the purpose of being gay I assume would be for me to be into, so to speak, other men. The more manly the man, the gayer that makes me. Dudes who date feminine men are only half-assing it, so to speak. And gay dudes who act really feminine aren’t really accepting that gayness. You know, I’m gay, I’m a man, and I wanna do other men, or have other men do me. You go full gay, you go for really manly men, Rock Hudson type scrotum. You know.
If I was gay, I couldn’t fuck with Rupaul, or that really feminine dude who used to be on Sex In The City, or that other really feminine dude who was on Last Comic Standing. I’d have to fuck Grizzly Adams, or Hercules, or, I don’t know, Humphrey Bogart, you know, the really manly dudes. We’d chop wood, so to speak, and play football, maybe wrestling, eat steak, drink beer, then I’d fuck him up the ass. I’d see that as a perfect date, something like that. I don’t know.
I figure the whole point of being gay is to fuck men up the ass, the more the man, the more the gay. The same would go for women. Hot female chick doing another hot female chick. Two females going at it, that’s real lesbo. No chick that dresses like dudes banging chick that acts like woman. Only chick that acts and dresses like chick banging other chick that acts and dresses like chick.
When you get into dude who has sex change and becomes a woman only to fuck other women, you’re going somewhere weird. Hell, even dude who has a sex change and becomes chick and sleeps with other dudes, you’re going into wild areas. Or dude who dresses like chick and sleeps with dudes. Or chick who dresses like dudes and does dudes. I don’t know. You know.
I’m just saying, if someone’s coming out is all about a person being honest with himself, with the world, shouldn’t that person be really honest about himself. If a man likes having sex with men, shouldn’t that man accept that he’s a man and seek out other men who accept that they are men? And shouldn’t they all act like men should act and never play down their manhood? Wouldn’t that be really honest? Plus, occasionally these manly men get off on each other’s manliness and have sex with each other. And enjoy it.
You know, wouldn’t that be really gangsta.
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