Matt Hardy, YOU’RE FIRED!
I can’t believe this shit. It’s unbelievable, said as if I was doing a really bad Barbarino impression. They gave my man, Matt Hardy, the pink slip this week. Why? Because his stank ass woman, Lita, cheated on him with his greasy ass ex-friend, Edge.
How the fuck does that go. I do nothing wrong. I work my ass off from a leg injury. I’m told that I’ll get my spot back at Wrestlemania in a six man ladder match. And the next thing I know, I find out my girl has been secretly talking to my best friend behind my back. I break up with the slut. I’m taken off Wrestlemania because the boys upstairs believe I might go off on my greasy ass ex-friend, and not in a fake good way. I’m told I’ll get put back into rotation after Wrestlemania. And instead, they fire my ass right after the big show. Now if that isn’t a crap load of, well, crap, I don’t know what else is.
And I bet it hurts even more that that sleazy ass ex got featured on Wrestlemania, even though she’s still injured, and she sucks at wrestling to begin with, and the best friend she cheated on him with won the ladder match and will get a future program with the world champion. Now my man, Hardy, who I hoped would be traded to Smackdown to help build a decent upper mid-card division is now most likely TNA bound, to rejoin his brother Jeff, and possibly regain tag team gold, even though on a lesser scale.
I can honestly see Hardy in the X Division, although he might be a little too big, or possibly in the heavyweight division, taking on Jeff Jarrett, the current champion, and part TNA owner.
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