Milk The Cow
When I fuckin’ tell ju that I leaving, mahn, I meant that shit, mahn. I fuckin’ leave all this bullshit behind me, mahn. Fuck this blog, mahn. FUCK THIS MUTHAFUCKIN’ BLOG, MAHN. I fuckin’ kill this shit, mahn, on fuckin’ National No Homo Day, mahn. I fuckin’ put a hole in this beyotch, mahn. YOU DIE TOMORROW, MUTHAFUCKA! I FUCKIN’ KILL JU’, MAHN!
So, it don’t matter what ju’ say, mahn. I don’t give a fuck no moe, mahn. I fuckin’ put a bullet in this shit, mahn. I put mah blood, mah fuckin’ sweat, mah fuckin tears, in this shit, mahn. And what do I git in return, mahn. Tell me what the FUCK did I git in return, mahn. NOTHING! I GIT MUTHAFUCKIN’ NO-THING, MAHN. NO AZZ! NO FUCKIN’ PUSSY! NO NO-THING, MAHN! I can’t even git my fuckin’ sister to let me git none, mahn. MY FUCKIN’ SISTER! By the way, all ju who say I wanna hit my sister from the back, FUCK JU, MAHN. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT JU FUCKIN’ TALK-ING ABOUT, MAHN! Ju mistaken, mahn. I don’t wanna fuck my sister, mahn. I WANNA FUCK JU MO-THER, MAHN! THAT’S RIGHT! I WANNA FUCK JU MUTHAFUCKIN’ MOTHER!
I bend ju mother over on the couch back, right mahn. Then, I let her say hello to mah lil friend from the back, right mahn. Then I hit it nice and slow, right. Oh jeah. In and Out, fuckin’ in and out, right mahn. And ju mother is lovin’ it, ha-ha, right mahn. She fuckin’ lovin mah lil friend in her, right mah.
AND - THAT”S - WHEN - I - FUCKIN - BUST - A -NUT - RIGHT - IN - HER - AZZ, MAHN!
And she shivering and drooling like a retard, right mahn. Ju mother just got her cootchie busted, mahn. And now she call me, papi. Ha-ha. And now Ju mother is in love with me, mahn. And ju can’t do shit about it, mahn. I’m ju new papi now, mahn. Now ju gotta give me the respect ju didn’t want to in the first place, mahn. JU GOTTA RESPECT ME NOW, RIGHT MAHN! Yes. Yes. That’s what I thought, mahn.
And to my lil buddy, T-Macq, mahn. When I offer ju somethin’ again, ju best take it mahn. Do ju hear me. So what, I only have the man readers, mahn. So what, ju only be gittin’ male azz from my site, mahn. WHEN I OFFER JU THE MALE AZZ, JU BETTER TAKE IT, MAHN! JU BETTER SAY, HOW DEEP JU WANT ME TO FUCK IT, MAHN. So what ju a homo after that, mahn. From mah prespective, being straight ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, mahn. Sure, I wouldn’t swing that way. I’d probably bang my sister first. Ha-ha. Don’t laugh. I fuckin’ kill ju if ju laugh, mahn. I FUCKIN KILL JU, MAHN!
Jest like I’m gonna kill this blog, mahn. I give ju mah word, mahn. Tomorrow will be mah last post, mahn. Then, I fuckin’ kill this shit afterwards, mahn. And believe ju, me, mahn. All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don’t break them for no one, ju understain? JU FUCKIN’ UNDERSTAIN ME, MAHN!
My word, mahn, this shit is over.
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