Murphy’s Law
It must suck to be Charlie Murphy. How can a man be a man when his little brother is a bigger man than he is? Charlie Murphy, the funnier Murphy, at least presently, will always be known as Eddie Murphy’s brother.
The dude is all over the place. I hear his voice-overs everywhere, most recently playing a crazy white dude with Samuel L. Jackson in the Boondocks cartoon series. And through his backstory and history, he gave Dave Chappelle the foundation for what may be seen as some of the greatest comedy sketches ever, the ‘C’ Hollywood Stories series.
I hear he’s developing a television show of his own. I don’t know what it’s about, but I hope it’s funny, because black people always need something to laugh at. That’s something that black people have with the Jews: we can’t get enough of funny comedians. Only difference is that black comedy is different from Jew comedy, not necessarily funnier, just different.
I actually thought about being a comedian once, but I doubt if I would have made it. I think you have to be funny to be a comedian, and I’m just not that funny. Maybe if I had a little Jew in me, I would be on my way to being hilarious, or gay, and unsatisfied. Ba-Dump-Dump!
You know, the other day, I had these really bad cramps in my stomach. It must have been from all that Taco Bell I had a few hours earlier. I tell you, the Taco Bell can sure play games on a brother’s stomach. That’s why I had to go in a corner and relieve myself. And then I got off the bus… (Silence) Ba-Dump-Dump!
I tell ya, (Bump-Bump) is this thing on (Bump-Bump). Hurry up, take my wife please. PLEASE!
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