Pirates’ Booty
Taking on online movie pirates
P2P is Murder
The bill… calls for up to three years imprisonment for anyone who illegally distributes a copyrighted work for profit, distributes pirated material worth more than $1,000, or videotapes movies in theaters. Subsequent offenses carry up to 10 years in prison for copyright infringment of pre-release movies for financial gain.That means someone who has a movie on their computer that can be shared via a file-sharing software could face up to three years in prison…
Man, I’d hate to be one of the first dudes locked up for Internet movie piracy. That’s an ass raping waiting to happen. Dude one in there for killing his girlfriend and her mom. Dude two in there for moving heroin and cocaine over state lines. And your ass in there for releasing Star Wars before that shit hit the theater. Can you say, More dick in the mouth, please sir. I can’t believe they went and pulled this shit. Now, how the fuck is a nerdy ass, no life having mothafucka supposed to get props in this world.
I guess I don’t have to worry about that shit anymore because I quit with the Internet piracy long ago, if I ever alledgedly participated in such things. I personally can’t stand when people steal other people’s personal content. It’s bullshit. I know I’d be mad if someone came about my site, and copy and pasted all my shit onto some other shit and claimed they wrote it. I’d first wonder if they were retarded. I mean, please, my shit reads like it was written by monkeys, albeit, very intelligent monkeys. But still, monkeys nonetheless. Then, afterwards, I’d get very angry. It would be fake angry, but I’d still be angry.
The truth of the matter is that I probably wouldn’t give a shit, unless the dude found a way to make money off this shit, which I’ve come to realize is utterly impossible. Trust me, I’ve tried, oh Lord, have I tried. But I can’t make dough off this shit. Although I wish I could. Then I’d stay at home like all the other unemployed bloggers and act like I’m a journalist and break news that nobody gives a shit about. But at least I’d be making money off this shit.
That’s why I’m thinking about killing this crap and going legit, you know, doing a fuckin weblog without cursing or half naked chicks, with actual worthwhile content, done in a regular and timely fashion. The only problem with this is that I’m a lazy inconsistent bastard. Only crap I do regularly is eat, shit and sleep. And I’m too broke to even do that shit as consistently as I would like.
But, who knows, one of these days I’ll completely sell out. I’ll write about boring tech or multimedia bullshit. I’ll finally get them links from the bastards who refuse to link to me already. I’ll get major league hits. And I’ll become too busy to visit all you other little weak webloggers. Yeah, I’ll be big. And I’ll finally get that validation I never received from my father when I was growing up. Then, I’ll be something. I’ll be complete. And I’ll finally feel like a human for once in my life.
(Sappy music begins to play.)
(And we fade to black.)
New Playboy PSP feature
Another possible link
Direct Link to Content
This is for Playboy’s crappy multimedia feature that’s supposed to be uploaded to a PSP. These are the public non-nude pictures and video. The cyber club pictures are way better, or at least better than the public site ones. Unfortunately, they fucked Amy Sue up with crappy makeup and a crappy costume. I think they were going for some futuristic look. But in the end, it sucks. The reason I posted a direct link is that Playboy did some shady shit and tried to force me to opt in to their mailing list. I know many people hate that spam, so I posted a possible working link to get around it.
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