Radio Crap Shack
RadioShack lays off employees via e-mail
Radio Shack: the place where I buy alls my stuff like telephone jacks, and headphones that break after a couple of months of use. And also my soldering which I use to fix the wiring of all the products I buy from them.
This is some cold-bloodied, white devil crap. The corporate boys over at Radio Shack have been sending termination notices through e-mail. I ain’t never heard of no evil crap like that happening before, but just reading that gave me the chills.
Let’s say you’re at work like I am. And you’re on them Internets “researching” and discussing “business” matters. Like most people, you keep that e-mail up most of the day. I don’t even care for Eudora, but I load that bad boy up every morning. And I love hearing them bells chime. Usually it’s spam for penis enlargements or some great financial deal. But every once in awhile I get some real mail, something from a co-worker or a client.
And let’s say, in between the Internet surfing and the mail checking (stuff you’re getting paid for), you hear those good ole chimes go off and you decide to check your mail. Only, instead of some boring office mailing from a co-worker, you read something that goes a little something like this “Open Immediately! Urgent Company Matter.”
So you do. And you read the crap and find out that you’ve just been fired, by reading the e-mail, you’ve just been informed of your termination, and you have until the end of the day to get your crap off the premises.
They don’t even call you into the office or nothing. You get to the end of the e-mail and you find out that that day was your last day. Now, I call doodie on that. That’s some bogus way to be broken off some.
And you don’t even get no flowers afterwards.
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