That Chick That Dated That Dude From Scrubs…
That chick to the left, the black one. She played in Clueless with that cracked-out Murphy chick, and Alicia Whateverhernameis. I think the dude from Scrubs, the Faizon dude, played her boyfriend. From what I remember, Faizon and this chick, Stacey Dash, played the same characters in the movie and in the television series that followed. After the television show went off the air, both of them went into obscurity, at least until Scrubs hit the air. Then I was able to point to the screen and say, “Ain’t that that chick who played Rosanne’s daughter for a year or two. Oh, I know that bald-headed black dude. I know I’ve seen him before. He played the bald-headed black dude who had this gay dude as a friend and they used to rap all fruity. Yeah, I know that negro”
Well, anyway, getting back to the Dash chick. She was last seen in a Kanye West video with her nipples poking out. She had an unforgettable scene where she gets out of a car in a short dress. I’ve spent hours on hours trying to see if I could see any beaver in any of those shots, with no luck. And here I find out I didn’t have to waste all that time on that because she’ll be posing nude in the August Playboy. Yippee. If only she had done this a decade ago.
I’m not complaining. Okay, I am complaining even though I shouldn’t. I should be happy to see any woman naked. I just don’t like checking out chicks over forty, even though she sort of looks like Vanessa Williams. Okay, she doesn’t look like Vanessa Williams, but she sort of aged like her. They’re both forty or over, and they look hot. Only difference is, I’d still do an over forty Vanessa Williams. I’m still on the fence with this Stacey Dash chick.
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