Trade Redundancy: The Pre-Fix
I feel bad for my girl Jen. That big lipped beyotch, Angelina Jolie, went and ganked your man. If I was you, honey-chile, I’d stab that beyotch. Ho’ don’t be fuckin around wit yo man. Uh-uuuh. I don’t think so. I don’t give a fuck. I’d cut her fat-lipped ass. Nut suckin’ stank ass hoe.
I’m glad I got that out of my system. Now I can continue on discussing things of importance, like wrestling. I’ve been holding off on my critique of the two new champions until their title reigns have gone on for some time. It’s been about a month, and pretty much they both suck like I thought they would. But one has been sucking more than the other. And the other sucker is none other than Batista.
The dude really needs to drop some of that muscle. He’s stiff as a muthafucka in the ring. And he stinks up the arena with every passing match. But the people still love him. They chant his name. They want him to succeed. And the only way for him to succeed is to match him with wrestlers that will compliment his style.
Unfortunately, he’s a face, and there aren’t that many great heels on Raw that match up well with him. He’s a big guy who needs to face big heels people believe will do him major damage. And he won’t get those players until after the draft.
There. I’ve gone and started up about the draft again. But there’s a reason for that. It’s the only thing interesting about wrestling these days. I could care less about the match ups on either of the WWE shows. And that’s why I’m looking forward to the shake up that should come from a slight roster retooling.
Sure. The rosters really need a major retooling, and possibly some big name new blood. But that ain’t happening. Triple H ain’t going to Raw. And I doubt that Kurt Angle would easily give up the position he has over on Smackdown to go over to the Triple H show.
No matter how great you are in the ring, Triple H will eventually suck the soul from your body. Just look at Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit, two of the best wrestlers on Raw, continually playing second fiddle to Triple H on the Triple H show. If these two men remain on Raw, they’ll continue to be tormented in mid-card hell.
So let me put forth, for the last time, I promise, what I believe could conceivably be some of the trades that happen in the May WWE fake draft. My picks are based on what I believe could happen, with what I believe should happen. In my next entry, I’ll begin picking five from each roster, first, starting with Smackdown.
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