I always treat my waiters nice, especially if they’re hot female ones. I hook’em up with that dollar tip after dessert, make sure they’re able to feed their children that night. That’s how I do this. You know, because they’re my fellow man, or woman, and they must be broke and desperate, like myself, to have taken a crappy job in the food industry.

I was pretty close to taking a job in the food industry, chilling in the kitchen, sweeping the rat droppings and stuff. But i came to my senses. I knew that I’d rather kill myself than to work in some restaurant. Restaurant jobs are by far the worst jobs a human can have. The only jobs worser involve picking up dead animal bodies and fecal matter.

Why are restaurant jobs so crappy.? Well, one, you don’t get paid crap. You don’t receive any benefits. You don’t get any form of paid leave. You have to work on weekends, weeknights and holidays on a regular basis. And, of course, people treat restaurant people like crap. Circus Freaks!

And restaurant people have to be nice and smile back like retards, all so that they might receive that dollar bill. And when I say dollar bill, I mean ONE DOLLAR BILL. Why? Because nobody likes paying extra for service.

I mean, restaurants should just include the fee upfront. They could include a 10 percent fee on top of whatever you buy. I don’t think people would eventually care. We already feel forced to pay that fee anyway, rather the service was decent or not. So why not make up some crap like the telephone companies, something like a Universal Service Fee, and just tell people up front that 10% will be tacked on their bill. Doesn’t that make sense, unlike my post about this digg.

P.S. be forewarned, I didn’t read the article like a good digger, so I have no idea what it’s about.

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