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Tool Generates Fake Searches for Privacy
I remember one time doing a Google image search for “bestiality.” For some reason I was really curious as to what I would come up with. And man, did I come up with some mind-altering stuff (Whoopi and Ted Danson pics). It was clearly sickening and filthy, and it stayed with me for quite awhile. I remember, afterwards, telling myself that I would never do something like that again.
Of course, it completely slipped my mind when, sometime later, I did a search for “fudge munching.” Man, that sure was some sick stuff that popped up that time. Golly Geewillikers. (I hope I spelled that right?) It messed me up for quite awhile. I remember telling myself that I would never do that again. And I don’t think I have (liar). Although, I’ve been tempted.
There’s always something you know you shouldn’t plug into a search engine, but you do, because, well, you’re curious (Goatse), and possibly really horny at the time. It’s through these vulnerable times that I believe most people get infected with one of those nasty computer viruses.
I mean, you could be innocently searching for “naked britney spears golden shower” and get a hit or two. Of course, all the videos have to be fake, because Britney would never do anything filthy like that. Maybe Christina, but not Britney. But you’re curious. You wanna know what you’ll find. So, you click that link, and next thing you know, you get hit with a million pop-ups.
You try clicking them all away. And by randomly clicking, and not reading, you inadvertently let some malicious site load a virus on your system. And you know the rest. Your computer’s toast, and you got a lot of digital cleaning to do.
Of course, the greater problem, especially in these times, is that the man is keeping a record of all that crap, waiting to use it on a righteous negro like myself. They’ve been suing these search engine companies left and right, trying to get a hold of them search logs. I heard the man plans on using that information to put the lockdown on pornography, most notably, child ponography.
And I guess I wouldn’t have a problem with that if the government limited the use of those logs to the baby rapists, because I hate those freaks, and they definitely need to be locked up. But we all know, from JFK, to negros being intentionally infected with syphilis, down to CointelPro, the white devil has a tendency of doing some nasty secret crap on a negro.
One minute you’re searching for naked pics of Beyonce, the next , you got the FBI busting down your door at five in the morning, tearing through your stuff, taking away your cds of nice legal porn and copyrighted material. Now where you at?
And that’s why, a righteous black man gotta protect himself. That’s why I keep my computer on lockdown with all kinds of security crap. I got my router firewall, and my Outpost software firewall. I keep Spy Sweeper running in the background, and I use Windows Defender and that Lavasoft crap. I encrypt all my messages with that PGP crap, and I even encrypt my hard drive, the whole dang thing. I clear out my Firefox history and logs. I clear out them cookies. And once a year, I reformat my hard drive to make sure things be clean for the new year.
Unfortunately, a brother gotta do these things, and many others, because you never know when the white devil’s coming to get a brother.
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