What of Octavius?
Nipplegate.
Stop hating on that nipple.
Love the nipple.
I still love you, Ms. Nasty Jackson’s Nasty Pierced Nipple.
You are the wind beneath my wings
You are the truth to everything
You bring me joy / You rock my world
You are the nipple of love
Nipples
Oh, Oh, Oh,
Nipples
Rhymes with Ripple
And Fo’ Shizzle
My Nizzo
Nipples
I don’t even want none of the above…
I sure would hate to be in G-Unit. I know many of you have seen that Poppin’ Dem Thangs video. Usually you let your crew get center stage when they bust their lyrics. But not in G-Unit. Oh, no. You pop yo’ thangs on the side while 50 Cent mugs center stage in your fuckin’ rap video. Lloyd and that other dude, whatever his name is, maybe Not-Yayo, I don’t fuckin’ know, get less screen time than 50’s fuckin coat. Bitch gets less screen time than 50’s hood.
These dudes think they’re in the Sinister Six or some shit like that, and they’re no more than the Toad and the Scarlett Witch in some real world version of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. You don’t get it. Do you really think that Magneto really needed those effed up goofs around him. He was fuckin Magneto. And who fuckin’ remembers the low rent, no style beyotches who were in the Brotherhood. I mean you got the Toad, the Blob, Scarlett Witch, Quicksilver, and after that it’s anybodies guess.
And what the fuck happens to the Brotherhood after Magneto stops hanging with their ass. They get a new leader in Mystique, get locked up, go straight, and eventually fall apart and lose heart. Nobody really gives a damn about the Brotherhood after Magneto. They could go straight, change their names to Freedom Force, go evil again, it still doesn’t matter. They’re nobodies without Magneto.
Which is why 50 needs to stop gassin’ the heads of his boys. He needs to come real with it. G-Unit is side profits for 50, like the ROC was for Jay-Z. And we all know the ROC ain’t worth shit except for Beanie, And Kanye, and maybe Cam’ron. What you end up having is a lot of dudes on your payroll who don’t do shit. How long have we been waiting for a Young Guns album? When will Memphis ever break out of the shadows and be somebody? Who the fuck thinks Cam can actually rap? Who actually wish the Diplomats would jump labels and try to do something real? I don’t. Fuck’em.
I hear all this talk about Banks is the next big thing. I can’t hardly hear the dude over his own soundtrack. You can’t be the next big thing if nobody can hear you. And Yayo. I don’t give a fuck. Shoot me. But this dude has got to be the dumbest motherfucker to walk the planet. You get out on parole and you get caught the next day by your P.O. with a forged passport. Nizzo, that’s shit they actually worry about, your ass leaving the country, going free on their asses. And you fuck up and get caught, bringing not only the state, but also the federal on your ass. And the thing is, Yayo was supposedly the Beans of the Unit, the only brother that actually had any real promise.
It’s fucked up. And I’m tired. And you bastards make me sick. And you make my head hurt, too. I’m tired of crew love. I’m tired of dudes putting on their boys after getting a record deal. I don’t wanna read about any Diplomat, D-12, G-Unit type bullshit ever again. If you ain’t coming like the Juice crew or Wu-Tang, stay your filthy, nobody, no style asses out of the fuckin’ studio. I can live with a couple of more dudes selling weed and crack on the corner.
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