Why Do People Think Tyler Perry Is Funny?
What’s the deal with Madea? Why do people find her so funny? I just don’t get it. It’s a big black “gay?” dude dressed up in drag. And his jokes? Tyler Perry delivers them like they’re supposed to be funny, but all they do is fall flat. They’re just not funny, and neither is he.
I saw him on Oprah one time doing a Madea skit. They recently replayed it. And the whole bit was totally unfunny. Oprah and Tyler Perry were laughing like it was, but it was all a complete piece of crap, sort of like Tyler Perry’s career.
His movies are one-dimensional “Waiting to Exhale” type crap. And that new television show, House of Payne, is truly a house of pain. It pained me to watch all four episodes that I did watch, especially seeing as Allan Payne, the lead in the show, seems to have a weird eye problem. Those buggers always look watery and dazed, like he’s just been hit over the head and he’s looking off at nothing in the distance.
I caught a couple of episodes late at night a couple of weeks ago. They were showing them back to back daily on one of the uhf stations. It’s about this dude who’s a fireman. He works beside his father. And I don’t think either of them has an outside job.
I thought I heard that firefighters make little pay. They’re sort of like councilmen and aldermen, they supplement their position with a “real job” on the outside. But apparently, both of these dudes make major dough fighting fires because they both own houses next to each other, at least until Allan Payne’s crackhead wife burns down theirs.
I don’t exactly know why she burned down their house. At first I thought it was from her trying to light up that crack pipe. But then they start talking about gasoline and arson. And she goes on the run. So, I don’t know. They must have explained it during a show I missed.
The last full episode I watched had Allan Payne’s kid dressing up in his mother’s clothes so he could smell her. His grandfather catches him one day and believes the boy is gay, but it’s all explained away in the end, with Allan Payne taking the tutu or whatever and sniffing it out himself.
Of course, I still believe the boy is a gay. I don’t care how much you miss your mother, you don’t go around “drinking milk” and walking around in your mama’s clothes. You just can’t explain away sissy behavior like that.
By the way, the grandfather is one of the most unfunniest, most annoying characters ever to appear on television. The dude who plays the part ain’t funny one bit. I think they need to do a little recasting on that part, and maybe tone his hatefulness down, because I just can’t stand him. And it ain’t Aunt Esther hate. That was funny hate. I’m talking about real hate. I hate his fat ass. There’s nothing forgiving about that character at all.
So, in closing, Tyler Perry sucks as a writer and he may be a gay. I just get a vibe off that dude that tells me that the boy is light in the loafer. I tell ya, if he ain’t homo, I ain’t poor. And I sho’ is poor. So, you come to your own conclusions.
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July 17th, 2006 at 1:47 am
YOU ARE AN IDIVIDUAL WHO HAS PROBLEMS WHEN COMES TO HATE MOVIES ARE NOT T0 PLEASE PEOPLE LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TASTE IN THEM MAYBE IF THEY HAD PORN OR NAKED WOMAN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER MAYBE YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS GOOD THEN. WHY DOES TYLER PERRY HAVE TO BE GAY TO WEAR A DRESS FOR A ROLE IN A MOVIE? A MAN CAN WEAR A SUIT AND BE GAY SO A PERSON’S APPEARANCE DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHO THEY ARE. YOU ON THE OTHER HAD NEED PERSONAL HELP BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALOT OF HATE ISSUES.
THINK ABOUT IT
BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 17th, 2006 at 9:26 am
What does hate have to do about not liking his movies or plays? I just don’t happen to find him all that funny. And I find most of his stories to be pretty simplistic when it comes to plots and character relationships.
And I don’t think he’s gay because he dresses up like a woman. I think he’s gay because he looks rather feminine. Whenever I see him, it looks like he has make-up and eyeliner on. Plus, he has rather homosexual body language. My senses tells me that the dude likes to push the fruit a little, if you know what I mean.
And note, I’m not judging him because I think he’s gay. I’m just stating an observation that I think he’s gay. It has nothing to do with me liking or not liking his movies and plays. If he were straight, I would still not find him all that funny.
July 24th, 2006 at 6:45 am
Your full of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 24th, 2006 at 9:09 am
That’s it. That’s all. Next time, tell me something I don’t know.
July 27th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Mr. Savage,
And i use that term very loosely in regards to you, i am a 37 year old white man and i absolutely love what anything Tyler Perry touches, i guess unless it has Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor cussing with every other word you wouldn’t think it is funny. Mr. Perry is giving the kids of America someone respectful to look up to, it is not a black/white thing, it is simply the truth and i am glad we finally have someone who can make you laugh, and yes Mr. Perry is very funny and so is Madea u moron.Go find a cave to live in, do us all a favor.
July 27th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Dear sir, Mr. Belcher:
I am an American. And I want nothing but the youth of our fine nation to grow up righteous and upstanding. That is why I find it disturbing that you, of all people, would want to confuse the children of the USA by exposing them to a possible sexual deviant.
Not to say that I have anything against sexual deviants, for I have nothing but love for my lesbian sisters, but I believe fornication should be kept private. And public displays of fornication should be, both, shameful and uncomfortable.
For you to want our youth to be exposed and to look up to a possible homosexual man dressed as a woman, I find you, dear sir, sickening and revolting.
You say that you absolutely love anything that Mr. Tyler touches. Well, dear sir, I’m sure you do.
You pervert.
July 28th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Mr. Savage,
If the only thing that you are getting out of his stories is a man that dresses like a woman then you are obviously the one who is disturbed. Yes his story lines are rather simplistic, but you know what, it works, maybe you should go back to watching ur simplistic porn, cause that seems like where your mind is at,in the gutter.I am an American,one step further I an American fighting for our country,for brainless wonders like you to spout your craziness and that is your right,but for you to say the man is gay and you don’t even know him shows your ignorance,all of Mr.Perry’s stories support God and teach everyone to read their Bible,I guess you would rather he drop F-bombs to get your attention,but i have a solution to your problem,you don’t like Mr.Perry thats fine,don’t watch,although you would be in the minority,by the way, if you are going to put things in public,learn how to spell,your arguement for not liking him is simply that he is gay and that sounds like a personal problem,grow up and stop being such a loser.
July 28th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Dear, Mr. (Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell) Belcher:
Yes, porn is rather simplistic, but you know what, it works.
And as for Perry. I don’t dislike his stories because he’s gay. I love the gays. Some of the best porn actresses are homosexuals.
No, I dislike his stories because they’re badly written. He’s a hack. He’s not funny. And the only reason people claim to like his crap is based on the fallacy that they believe they teach good values.
To negate that weak wrong way of thinking, I declare: how can the devil teach righteousness.
The answer: he can’t, because every act of good from the devil will always ultimately be corrupted. Nothing righteous can come from pure evil.
A positive times a negative equals a negative. Simple.
I rest my case.
July 31st, 2006 at 7:19 pm
You know,if porn is what you like fine,but that would make you the perv not the rest of us,porn is the evil in this country and people like you are the ones who keep the evil going,you calling what Mr.Perry doing evil shows not only how ignorant you really are but also shows you are not very intelligent,rest your case by yourself cause you will be by yourself for many years,that is unless you decide to follow what you truly are you queer.