Me Don’t Make No Sense: 2005

Sunday, January 9th, 2005 @ 3:53 pm | Updates

I wish I could download clothes and food. Then I’d be straight.

Yippee. 2005! Fuck 2004. I don’t love that hoe.

Okay. I’m a bit late with this new year crap. I spent Christmas hungry as a mutha. I got paid a week later and ate like a pig. My girl dropped kicked my filthy ass. And I’m broke again. But I swear, 2005 will be better, even if it didn’t start off that way.

Now about this bullshit site. I’m going to try to post three times a week. I’ll fill out the week like Johnny Carson, throwing my old weak bullshit from the past on your asses. That’s right, this blog is gonna start having reruns. I got two years of crappy ass posts to shove down your throats, and I aim to do just that. I might clean them up, add to them, maybe do a little editing. But they’ll still be the same ole’ crappy ass shit you’ve grown to love. Make crap out of crap, I say.

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